Misinformation Memes

Nuclear dreams require nuclear facts. The scientific community has been trying to have a rational conversation about fission energy for decades, but somehow we're still stuck debating whether radiation turns people into superheroes. Spoiler: it doesn't. Just gives you cancer. The real superpower would be getting the general public to understand half-lives and energy density calculations without their eyes glazing over. My grad students can't even do that after four years of tuition.

The eternal battle between nuclear energy doomers and scientific consensus! On the left, we have the panicked conspiracy theorist convinced we're all one uranium rod away from growing a third arm. Meanwhile, actual scientific data from organizations like the UN shows minimal public health impacts from incidents like Fukushima. The crying wojak perfectly captures that special brand of nuclear anxiety that ignores how coal plants casually release more radiation than nuclear facilities during normal operation. But hey, who needs peer-reviewed studies when you can have spectacular movie monsters? The title "But What About Godzilla?" is *chef's kiss* - because clearly that's the next logical argument in this debate.

Whoever wrote that "9 feet is a safe distance from a nuclear blast" clearly never heard of the Hiroshima explosion that vaporized people within a 1-mile radius! 😂 This is like saying you can survive jumping into the sun if you bring sunscreen. Nuclear physics doesn't care about your personal space bubble—the blast radius of even a small nuke is measured in MILES, not feet. Next they'll tell us you can dodge a tsunami by standing on tiptoes! This is why you don't trust random search results for survival tips!