Ohm Y God

Someone actually published a scientific paper with "assuming the flat Earth model" in it! 🤯 That's like submitting a cooking recipe that starts with "assuming water isn't wet." The highlighter marks the spot where some poor reviewer probably spat out their coffee. Scientific journals have standards, people! Next paper: "Gravity: Just a Theory or Actually Tiny Invisible Elves Pulling Us Down?"

The eternal struggle between theoretical and practical science! The physics major is having an existential crisis over forgetting something in their calculation, while the engineering major casually dismisses it with peak pragmatism. Then comes the punchline - AIR RESISTANCE! The physics student's face says it all... that moment when you realize your beautiful frictionless vacuum equations just crashed into real-world complications. This is basically the difference between "assume a spherical cow in vacuum" versus "will this bridge actually stay up?" in meme form. Theoretical elegance meets engineering reality, and reality wins again!

The man who revolutionized physics couldn't figure out the formula for a date! Poor Newton was too busy discovering gravity to experience any romantic attraction. While he calculated the universal forces between masses, the force between him and potential partners remained at zero. The punchline about calculus is brutally funny because Newton literally invented a mathematical system that changed the world, but apparently couldn't integrate anyone into his personal life. Talk about opportunity cost! His brilliant mind was probably too occupied with falling apples to notice falling in love. Historical note: While Newton did indeed invent calculus (simultaneously with Leibniz), he actually died celibate by choice, dedicating his life entirely to science and mathematics. Still, the mathematical burn is absolutely savage.

The laws of thermodynamics just had a nervous breakdown! This stick figure is proudly announcing their hydroelectric dam has achieved "Q>1" (producing more water than input), which is basically like saying "my downhill water slide somehow creates extra water." Impossibly efficient! Revolutionary! Complete nonsense! The "WAIT" at the end is that beautiful moment when reality crashes the perpetual motion party. Conservation of energy is sitting in the corner, tapping its foot impatiently, waiting for this presenter to realize they've accidentally claimed to have broken the fundamental laws of physics. Next up: square circles and dry water!

This is pure physics genius! The equation shows that force (f) equals mass times acceleration (μN), but the clever wordplay is that "f = μN" also spells "fun"! Newton's second law has never been so entertaining! Physics teachers everywhere are probably using this to trick students into remembering the formula for friction force, where μ is the coefficient of friction and N is the normal force. Next time you're sliding across a surface, remember it's not just physics—it's literally FUN in action!

The endless regression of particle physics in one comic! Scientists start with "big rocks are fundamental" then smash them to find smaller rocks. Then those smaller rocks get smashed to find even tinier rocks. 10,000 iterations later, we're still asking what's truly fundamental while some grad student mutters "whatever was fundamental last week is a clerical error now." This perfectly captures the history of particle physics—from atoms to nuclei to quarks to... who knows what's next? The Large Hadron Collider is basically just a $10 billion rock-smashing machine where physicists keep finding increasingly bizarre subatomic particles and then arguing about whether they're "fundamental" until the next funding cycle.