Pseudoscience Memes

Hold up! Someone's cooking up a conspiracy theory hotter than their induction stove! 🔥 Induction cooktops actually use electromagnetic fields to heat the pan directly—no "microwaving you from the inside" involved! The science is simple: alternating current creates a magnetic field that generates heat in ferromagnetic cookware. It's actually MORE efficient and SAFER than gas stoves (which release nitrogen dioxide and carbon monoxide). The only thing getting cooked here is basic physics knowledge!

Conspiracy theorists have struck again! 🔍 This meme shows the classic "connect random dots and find a pattern" approach that happens when you've had too much coffee and not enough sleep. The human brain is literally wired to find patterns everywhere - it's called pareidolia. Give someone a map, some historical events, and basic geometry, and suddenly they're uncovering "secret plots" that would make even the Illuminati say "that's a bit much." The circle and square alignment is pure coincidence - just like how you can connect any three points on Earth with a triangle! Mathematically speaking, you can draw infinite shapes through any set of points if you're determined enough. Next thing you know, they'll be connecting dinosaur extinction to the invention of sliced bread using rhombuses and trapezoids! 🦖🍞📐

Finally, irrefutable evidence that would make Galileo roll in his grave. A spirit level on dirt somehow trumps 2000+ years of astronomy, satellite imagery, and physics. Next up: disproving gravity by jumping and not immediately returning to Earth for a whole second. The perfect scientific methodology—if your sample size is one square foot of ground and you've never heard of "local topography."