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The Fish-Powered Bank Heist: Chemistry Gone Wild
Chemistry Science
1 month ago 5.9K views 0 shares
The Fish-Powered Bank Heist: Chemistry Gone Wild
The ultimate DIY guide to creating hydrogen gas that would make your chemistry teacher simultaneously proud and terrified! This meme takes us through a hilariously flawed "scientific method" where a fish supposedly extracts oxygen from water (H₂O), leaving behind pure hydrogen (H₂)... which is then used to blow up a bank? 💥 The chemistry here is gloriously wrong - fish don't separate water molecules, they just extract dissolved oxygen gas from water. But who needs scientific accuracy when you're creating the world's most questionable get-rich-quick scheme? From pet store to bank heist in six easy steps! Science criminals, take note: this is NOT how hydrogen production works!

Checkmate Scientists
Biology Science Chemistry
1 month ago 7.8K views 0 shares
Checkmate Scientists
The mathematical masterpiece that broke biology! This teenage philosopher just discovered the ultimate firefighting hack by completely misunderstanding percentages, composition, and basic physics. Two humans at 70% water each don't magically combine into 140% water (that's not how percentages work, buddy). And fire isn't "100% fire" - it's a chemical reaction requiring fuel, oxygen, and heat. Even if humans were walking water balloons, we'd just become very steamy, very dead heroes. Nobel Prize committee, please hold your calls.

Two Horsepower Theory
Physics Science Engineering
1 month ago 10.5K views 0 shares
Two Horsepower Theory
The desperate connection between pregnancy and horsepower is the kind of logic that keeps physics teachers up at night. Horsepower is a unit of power equal to 746 watts, not a literal count of horses inside an engine. That disappointed seal represents every educator who's watched their careful explanations of mechanical physics crumble under the weight of a student's "brilliant" insight. The wall of red string connections in the background really sells the manic energy of someone who thinks they've discovered a groundbreaking scientific principle while completely missing the fundamentals.