Gravitationally Insignificant

When that Control Systems exam is tomorrow and you haven't started studying yet? You bet I'm trusting that random YouTube tutorial with questionable physics! 😂 Eigenfrequencies are those special vibration patterns where a system goes absolutely wild in response to the right input - kind of like engineering students frantically absorbing any information the night before an exam! The desperation is so real you'd swear allegiance to a hooded figure in a heartbeat if they promised to explain transfer functions. Engineering education's darkest hour happens at 2AM before deadline day!

NASA: "We need 15 digits of π for interplanetary travel precision." Mathematicians: "With 40 digits, you could calculate the universe's circumference with hydrogen-atom precision." Engineers building skyscrapers with π = 3: *maniacal laughter* This is why bridges wobble, folks! Engineers are out here rounding π to the nearest highway speed limit while physicists are clutching their pearls. The difference between theory and practice? In theory, there's no difference. In practice, the engineer says "eh, close enough" and goes to happy hour.

Einstein's E = mc² just got a hilarious upgrade! On the left, we see the "complete" equation with all its academic complexity: E² = (pc)² + (mc²)² + AI² . Meanwhile, on the right, the simplified version for press conferences: E = mc² + AI . This is basically every scientist trying to explain their research to journalists. "Yes, I spent 7 years deriving this complex relativistic quantum equation, but sure, let's just say 'AI makes energy now' for your headline." The real joke? In 2023, adding "AI" to anything actually does increase its energy... at least in terms of funding and media attention! Physics hasn't changed, but grant applications certainly have.

The sweet vindication when the professor who assigned impossible classical mechanics problems can't solve them in front of the class! Nothing quite matches that gleeful schadenfreude of watching your instructor struggle with the same Newton's laws and kinematics nightmares they casually dumped on you at 4:55pm on Friday. The tables haven't just turned—they've performed a complete angular momentum conservation demonstration! Those smug student faces say it all: "Not so trivial after all, is it, Professor?" The universal constant here isn't gravity—it's karma.

Physics students get the cosmic speed limit drilled into their brains—nothing outruns light! Meanwhile, chemistry students are over here turning clear liquids into vibrant purple potions like some kind of wizardry. The real joke? Both are technically correct in their own realms! Physics deals with the fundamental laws of the universe, while chemistry just wants to make pretty colors and explosions. It's like comparing Einstein's theory of relativity to your 5th-grade baking soda volcano—both science, just... slightly different energy levels! 🧪💥

The hierarchy of scientific existential dread on full display. Social scientists fretting about replication issues while physicists casually mention they can't explain 95% of the universe (dark matter and dark energy, no big deal). Meanwhile, mathematicians are just sweating nervously, hoping nobody discovers that most mathematical concepts exist purely in abstract realms humans can't even visualize. The monkey meme perfectly captures that "just keep looking away and maybe no one will notice our field is built on abstractions that make dark matter look straightforward." Pure mathematical anxiety in primate form.