Relationships Memes

Someone just turned calculus notation into a breakup anthem and honestly, it's devastatingly accurate. The derivative dy/dx literally represents the rate of change—how fast y is changing with respect to x—so it's basically measuring how quickly things are falling apart. Very relatable for anyone who's ever watched their function (or relationship) differentiate into chaos. But then the integral ∫ swoops in with the existential question: how do we reverse this process? Integration is the inverse operation of differentiation, so if dy/dx represents things breaking down, then ∫ should theoretically piece everything back together. Except anyone who's tried to solve an integral knows it's WAY harder than taking a derivative. Sometimes there's no closed-form solution. Sometimes you need numerical methods. Sometimes you just cry and use Wolfram Alpha. The emotional weight here is chef's kiss because integration doesn't always give you back what you started with—you get that pesky constant of integration (+C) that represents all the information lost during differentiation. So even if you DO manage to integrate, you're never quite whole again. Mathematics really said "let me give you trust issues."

The title is the law of excluded middle from logic: either proposition P is true, or its negation (~P) is true. There's no third option. So the commenter brilliantly applies this to relationship status: "he either has a girlfriend, or no girlfriend" – which is just... stating that all possible outcomes exist. Revolutionary insight there, buddy. What makes this comedy gold is Alexander's response: "its usually like that for everyone." He's absolutely right – this is a tautology, a statement that's always true by definition. You've just described reality using formal logic to sound profound while saying absolutely nothing of substance. It's like announcing "either it will rain tomorrow or it won't" and expecting applause. The crying emoji really sells the false profundity of it all. Welcome to philosophy 101, where you can make obvious statements sound intellectual by adding symbolic notation.

Math nerds flirting is something else! The guy is telling his girlfriend she's "1/cos c" which equals "sec c" (pronounced "sexy"). She responds with "sin q/cos q" which simplifies to "tan q" (pronounced "thank you"). It's basically the trigonometric version of "Hey sexy!" "Thank you!" but with extra steps because apparently regular compliments aren't complicated enough for these two. Next time you want to impress your crush, forget poetry—just whip out some trig functions and watch the magic happen. Results not guaranteed for those who failed calculus.

The mathematical heartbreak is real! When asked to quantify their love, this genius responds with "867543 x 7645 x log(1)" which equals... exactly zero. Because log(1) = 0, and anything multiplied by zero is still zero. Talk about a savage mathematical burn! The recipient's blissful mathematical ignorance is the only thing saving this relationship from immediate termination. Sometimes numerical literacy can be a relationship liability!