Rejection Memes

The scientific job market has its own special form of quantum uncertainty! While normal people worry about romantic ghosting, scientists and researchers face the professional equivalent - submitting applications into what feels like a black hole. Your resume enters the event horizon of HR systems, and no information ever returns. It's basically the corporate application of Hawking radiation theory, except nothing escapes, not even a rejection email. The silence is so deafening you could measure it in decibels and win a Nobel Prize.