Gravitational Mass Go Brrrrrr

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Gravitational Mass Go Brrrrrr

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The fastest way to get blocked on a dating app? Mansplain physics to someone who never asked! This guy really thought he found the perfect pickup line by explaining how your mass stays the same in space but your weight changes due to lack of gravity. Nothing says "swipe right" like unsolicited physics lessons about how you'll technically weigh 0 kg in microgravity! The woman's response is the universal language for "thanks for the lecture I never requested." Pro tip: save the gravitational force equations for at least the third date!

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