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Reddit Experts With Hard Hats And Harder Opinions

Reddit Experts With Hard Hats And Harder Opinions
Internet experts trying to explain complex math is like watching construction site tours! Everyone's suddenly got a hard hat and strong opinions on calculus despite having last touched a math problem in high school. The confidence of random Redditors explaining differential equations to actual math majors is truly a beautiful delusion. Next up: watch me explain quantum physics after reading half a Wikipedia article!

Reddit Experts Teaching Math Majors

Reddit Experts Teaching Math Majors
The internet's favorite pastime: non-experts confidently explaining complex topics to actual specialists! Nothing beats the comedy of watching someone with zero credentials try to explain calculus to someone with a PhD in mathematics. It's like watching a toddler explain quantum physics to Einstein. The confidence-to-knowledge ratio is off the charts! Next up: YouTube commenters teaching NASA how rockets work!

Captain Obvious Visits The Chemistry Lab

Captain Obvious Visits The Chemistry Lab
Ever been mansplained about lab equipment? That's what this meme is serving! The classic Doge meme perfectly captures that moment when someone questions why your fume hood is... *gasp*... sucking air away. That's literally its ONE job! It's like asking why your refrigerator is cold or why your Bunsen burner is hot. Next thing they'll be shocked that the centrifuge spins! The beauty of laboratory tautology at its finest!

How To Get Blocked In Zero Gravity

How To Get Blocked In Zero Gravity
The fastest way to get blocked on a dating app? Explain how mass is technically zero in space. Nothing kills romance quite like correcting someone's understanding of microgravity with pedantic physics facts. For the record, your mass remains constant (0 kg is wildly incorrect), but your weight approaches zero due to reduced gravitational acceleration. But please, save that explanation for the second date.

Welcome To Science Hell

Welcome To Science Hell
Nothing quite compares to the special torture of having someone who read a single WebMD article explain your PhD thesis back to you incorrectly. Dante missed a circle of hell where scientists are trapped for eternity with people who "just have questions" about why vaccines contain "toxins" or why the earth "looks flat" from their backyard. The afterlife apparently comes with no mute button.

The Bridge Too Far: Dating Engineers

The Bridge Too Far: Dating Engineers
The eternal curse of dating an engineer: involuntarily becoming a walking encyclopedia of bridge facts. This poor soul has been traumatized by multiple engineering boyfriends mansplaining cantilevers and load-bearing structures over dinner. The irony is delicious - she's accidentally developed enough engineering knowledge to attract MORE engineers, creating a self-perpetuating cycle of unwanted bridge trivia. It's like trying to escape quicksand by struggling - you only sink deeper into discussions about tensile strength. Next thing you know, you're lying awake at 3 AM wondering if the Tacoma Narrows collapse could have been prevented.

The Great Mathematical Territorial Dispute

The Great Mathematical Territorial Dispute
The internet's most intense territorial dispute isn't over land—it's over subreddit real estate! When math content infiltrates a non-math community, actual math majors watch in horror as self-proclaimed "Reddit experts" swoop in with their questionable calculations and half-remembered formulas from 8th grade. It's like watching someone confidently explain that 1+1=3 "because of quantum superposition" while the person who spent 4 years crying over differential equations sits in the corner having an existential crisis. The mathematical equivalent of mansplaining chess to a grandmaster!

Please Stop: The Mathematical Mansplainer Starter Pack

Please Stop: The Mathematical Mansplainer Starter Pack
The mathematical equivalent of mansplaining has entered the chat! Every math class has that person who interrupts with "well, technically..." only to spout half-baked mathematical "facts" that make real mathematicians want to divide by zero on purpose. From claiming the square root of 4 is only 2 (forgetting the negative), to misunderstanding infinite series, to making bizarre claims about π—these are the people who confidently raise their hand to "correct" the professor and make everyone's brain hurt. Next time someone tries to explain that "there are more rational numbers than integers" at a party, just hand them this starter pack and back away slowly. Your sanity will thank you!

Gravitational Mass Go Brrrrrr

Gravitational Mass Go Brrrrrr
The fastest way to get blocked on a dating app? Mansplain physics to someone who never asked! This guy really thought he found the perfect pickup line by explaining how your mass stays the same in space but your weight changes due to lack of gravity. Nothing says "swipe right" like unsolicited physics lessons about how you'll technically weigh 0 kg in microgravity! The woman's response is the universal language for "thanks for the lecture I never requested." Pro tip: save the gravitational force equations for at least the third date!