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How To Get Blocked In 3 Messages Or Less
Physics Science
10 days ago 12.2K views 0 shares
How To Get Blocked In 3 Messages Or Less
The scientific pickup line that ended all chances of further interaction. Our protagonist attempts to woo their crush with a physics pun that only a density enthusiast could love. "Mass over volume" is indeed the formula for density (ρ = m/V), making "Den City" a painful play on words that probably earned them a swift block. The perfect demonstration of how scientific humor has a critical threshold beyond which romantic potential rapidly approaches zero. Some equations just weren't meant for flirting.

I Love Physics
Physics Science Academia
11 days ago 13.8K views 0 shares
I Love Physics
The ultimate physics pickup line that actually works! Nothing creates attraction like displaying your collection of Feynman lectures and Michio Kaku books. Forget dating apps—just strategically place your quantum mechanics textbooks where potential partners can see them. The gravitational pull of those Brian Greene paperbacks is basically irresistible. Fun fact: Einstein's field equations predict that two nerds with matching Cosmos collections will inevitably collapse into a relationship singularity from which no social life can escape.

Physics Pick-Up Lines Through The Ages
Physics Scientists Science
23 days ago 9.0K views 0 shares
Physics Pick-Up Lines Through The Ages
Three centuries of physics flirting techniques, and they're all equally terrible. Newton's gravity pick-up line is basically "I'm falling for you" with extra steps. Hawking went darker with the black hole reference—once you're in, you're never getting out. But Schrödinger wins the award for most honest physicist by admitting quantum mechanics is just relationship status: "It's complicated." The progression from classical to quantum physics mirrors the evolution of dating problems—from simple attraction to complete bewilderment.

Mathematical Pun Rizzzz Ft. Cauchy
Math Academia Science
1 month ago 9.2K views 0 shares
Mathematical Pun Rizzzz Ft. Cauchy
Someone's turning mathematical group theory into a seduction technique and honestly... it's working. The pickup line transforms Cauchy's Theorem (about finite groups and their elements) into an innuendo by replacing "Cauchy" with "coochie" and making the 'G' spot reference. The response shows the flirtation landed successfully—they're even interested in that order 'p'! Who said abstract algebra couldn't be sexy? Next time someone asks what mathematicians do for fun, just show them this theorem-based flirting masterclass.

And So Do You As Boron...
Chemistry Science Materials
1 month ago 15.5K views 0 shares
And So Do You As Boron...
The ultimate chemistry pick-up line gone wrong! This escalating brain meme starts with boring boron facts but ends with a murderous molecular threat. That final panel is basically what happens when a chemistry nerd's romantic poetry turns into a restraining order. "Carbon bonding minus a proton plus a knife" is just fancy science talk for "I'll stab you while maintaining covalent attraction." Trust chemists to make even homicide sound academically impressive. Next time someone asks why I drink at department mixers, I'm showing them this.

Math Rizz Rejected By Facts And Logic
Math
2 months ago 23.6K views 0 shares
Math Rizz Rejected By Facts And Logic
The pickup line crashes and burns when it meets mathematical precision! 💥 Our nerdy hero tries the classic "you're a 10/10" line, but gets absolutely decimated by cold, hard arithmetic. In binary, 10/10 literally equals 1, not the perfect score intended! The face of devastation in the last panel is the universal expression of everyone who's ever had their flirting sabotaged by someone who takes things too literally. This is what happens when you try to use math pickup lines on someone who actually understands math!

Bill Nye The Science Guy Is Down With Chemistry
Chemistry Science Scientists
2 months ago 18.6K views 0 shares
Bill Nye The Science Guy Is Down With Chemistry
Dating tip: When someone claims they're into science, check if they can identify elements on the periodic table. The meme shows our beloved science educator with a sly expression, while the bottom row of periodic table elements spells out a rather cheeky message. Turns out chemistry can be used for more than just experiments! Scientists have been using nerdy pickup lines since Mendeleev organized those elements in 1869. Next time you're at a bar, try "Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te" instead.

Euler's Way Of Flexing His Own Number
Math Science
2 months ago 23.9K views 0 shares
Euler's Way Of Flexing His Own Number
Dating in the math world hits different! When asked for his number, Leonhard Euler doesn't give out a boring 10-digit sequence like the rest of us mortals. Instead, he drops the mathematical formula that defines his namesake constant e ≈ 2.71828... Talk about a power move! This is basically the 18th-century equivalent of replying "Google me" to a pickup line. The formula shown is the limit definition of e , which approaches that irrational number as n approaches infinity. Mathematicians don't flirt—they derive.

The Universal Law Of Attraction
Physics Science Math
3 months ago 23.5K views 0 shares
The Universal Law Of Attraction
Dating advice meets Newton's law of universal gravitation! The formula G*m1*m2*r^-2 isn't just for calculating gravitational force—it's apparently the secret formula for attraction between people too! 😂 The joke here is brilliant: according to physics, the attraction between two bodies increases when their masses (m1 and m2) are larger and when the distance (r) between them is smaller (thanks to that negative exponent). So the scientific formula for "attracting girls" is literally... be massive and get closer! Who knew Newton was secretly giving dating tips this whole time? Science pickup lines that actually work—mathematically proven!

The Universal Law Of Attraction
Physics Science
3 months ago 21.8K views 0 shares
The Universal Law Of Attraction
Dating advice from Newton's gravitational law? That's rich. The formula G*m1*m2*r^-2 is literally the equation for gravitational attraction between two bodies. So technically, yes, there IS a simple formula for attraction—just not the kind that helps at parties. Unless you're at a physics conference, in which case, carry on you magnificent nerd. The inverse square relationship suggests the closer you get, the stronger the pull—which might explain why scientists keep bumping into equipment but not into dates.

When Your Nuclear Career Is Too Hot To Handle
Engineering Tech Science
3 months ago 19.4K views 0 shares
When Your Nuclear Career Is Too Hot To Handle
Nuclear engineers can't catch a break in the dating world. While most professionals struggle to make their jobs sound interesting, these poor souls are desperately trying to make theirs sound boring! The innuendo potential of "reactivity excursion," "control rod," and "fast breeder reactor" is apparently irresistible to the furry community. Talk about occupational hazards they don't warn you about in grad school! Six figures in Seattle and still can't escape nuclear pickup lines. Maybe try saying you're an accountant next time — nothing kills romantic interest faster than discussing tax deductions and spreadsheets.

Cosmic Wingman Fail
Astronomy Universe Physics
3 months ago 28.2K views 0 shares
Cosmic Wingman Fail
Jupiter coming in clutch with the ultimate astronomical cockblock! The meme brilliantly plays on gravitational attraction and planetary protection. When the meteor tries to hit on Earth with the classic "can I buy you a drink?" line, Earth seems interested. But Jupiter, living up to its reputation as our cosmic bodyguard, swoops in with "She's not interested." This is actually scientifically accurate - Jupiter's massive gravitational field regularly diverts potentially catastrophic space objects away from Earth, essentially acting as our solar system's bouncer. The gas giant has been preventing Earth from getting "hit on" for billions of years!