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Math Rizz Rejected By Facts And Logic
Math
16 days ago 18.9K views 0 shares
Math Rizz Rejected By Facts And Logic
The pickup line crashes and burns when it meets mathematical precision! 💥 Our nerdy hero tries the classic "you're a 10/10" line, but gets absolutely decimated by cold, hard arithmetic. In binary, 10/10 literally equals 1, not the perfect score intended! The face of devastation in the last panel is the universal expression of everyone who's ever had their flirting sabotaged by someone who takes things too literally. This is what happens when you try to use math pickup lines on someone who actually understands math!

Bill Nye The Science Guy Is Down With Chemistry
Chemistry Science Scientists
19 days ago 16.2K views 0 shares
Bill Nye The Science Guy Is Down With Chemistry
Dating tip: When someone claims they're into science, check if they can identify elements on the periodic table. The meme shows our beloved science educator with a sly expression, while the bottom row of periodic table elements spells out a rather cheeky message. Turns out chemistry can be used for more than just experiments! Scientists have been using nerdy pickup lines since Mendeleev organized those elements in 1869. Next time you're at a bar, try "Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te" instead.

Euler's Way Of Flexing His Own Number
Math Science
1 month ago 21.6K views 0 shares
Euler's Way Of Flexing His Own Number
Dating in the math world hits different! When asked for his number, Leonhard Euler doesn't give out a boring 10-digit sequence like the rest of us mortals. Instead, he drops the mathematical formula that defines his namesake constant e ≈ 2.71828... Talk about a power move! This is basically the 18th-century equivalent of replying "Google me" to a pickup line. The formula shown is the limit definition of e , which approaches that irrational number as n approaches infinity. Mathematicians don't flirt—they derive.

The Universal Law Of Attraction
Physics Science Math
1 month ago 20.6K views 0 shares
The Universal Law Of Attraction
Dating advice meets Newton's law of universal gravitation! The formula G*m1*m2*r^-2 isn't just for calculating gravitational force—it's apparently the secret formula for attraction between people too! 😂 The joke here is brilliant: according to physics, the attraction between two bodies increases when their masses (m1 and m2) are larger and when the distance (r) between them is smaller (thanks to that negative exponent). So the scientific formula for "attracting girls" is literally... be massive and get closer! Who knew Newton was secretly giving dating tips this whole time? Science pickup lines that actually work—mathematically proven!

The Universal Law Of Attraction
Physics Science
1 month ago 20.0K views 0 shares
The Universal Law Of Attraction
Dating advice from Newton's gravitational law? That's rich. The formula G*m1*m2*r^-2 is literally the equation for gravitational attraction between two bodies. So technically, yes, there IS a simple formula for attraction—just not the kind that helps at parties. Unless you're at a physics conference, in which case, carry on you magnificent nerd. The inverse square relationship suggests the closer you get, the stronger the pull—which might explain why scientists keep bumping into equipment but not into dates.

When Your Nuclear Career Is Too Hot To Handle
Engineering Tech Science
1 month ago 15.9K views 0 shares
When Your Nuclear Career Is Too Hot To Handle
Nuclear engineers can't catch a break in the dating world. While most professionals struggle to make their jobs sound interesting, these poor souls are desperately trying to make theirs sound boring! The innuendo potential of "reactivity excursion," "control rod," and "fast breeder reactor" is apparently irresistible to the furry community. Talk about occupational hazards they don't warn you about in grad school! Six figures in Seattle and still can't escape nuclear pickup lines. Maybe try saying you're an accountant next time — nothing kills romantic interest faster than discussing tax deductions and spreadsheets.

Cosmic Wingman Fail
Astronomy Universe Physics
2 months ago 24.7K views 0 shares
Cosmic Wingman Fail
Jupiter coming in clutch with the ultimate astronomical cockblock! The meme brilliantly plays on gravitational attraction and planetary protection. When the meteor tries to hit on Earth with the classic "can I buy you a drink?" line, Earth seems interested. But Jupiter, living up to its reputation as our cosmic bodyguard, swoops in with "She's not interested." This is actually scientifically accurate - Jupiter's massive gravitational field regularly diverts potentially catastrophic space objects away from Earth, essentially acting as our solar system's bouncer. The gas giant has been preventing Earth from getting "hit on" for billions of years!

Unleash Your Powers In The Comments!
Math Science
2 months ago 20.5K views 0 shares
Unleash Your Powers In The Comments!
The eternal quest to find the perfect intersection between romance and differential equations! Mathematical pick-up lines are basically what happens when desperate STEM majors try to integrate their personality with dating algorithms. Just imagine walking up to someone and saying "Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real, but you're still the solution to my equations." That's either getting you a phone number or a restraining order—no in-between. The beauty of mathematical flirting is that rejection can always be calculated in advance with 99.7% certainty (that's 3 standard deviations for you stats nerds).

Beautiful Lines Of Symmetry
Physics Math Science
2 months ago 17.2K views 0 shares
Beautiful Lines Of Symmetry
The physics pickup line that actually works! Instead of commenting on curves, this genius went straight for Noether's theorem—the mathematical principle showing that every symmetry corresponds to a conservation law. Emmy Noether revolutionized physics by connecting beautiful mathematical symmetry with fundamental conservation laws. Next time skip "nice eyes" and try "your existence conserves the symmetry of spacetime." Works 60% of the time, every time.

The Prime Number Pickup Disaster
Math Science
2 months ago 17.4K views 0 shares
The Prime Number Pickup Disaster
The ultimate math nerd flirtation gone terribly wrong! This poor guy thought he'd impress his crush's dad with an obscenely large prime number, but little did he know he was actually being given a countdown to his banishment! That's not just any random digits—it's exactly how many seconds he has to evacuate the premises forever. Next time maybe stick with "7" or "42" when trying to impress your potential father-in-law. Mathematical pickup lines: statistically the least effective way to win family approval since the invention of numbers!

Roses Are Red, Derivatives Are Blue
Math Science
2 months ago 20.0K views 0 shares
Roses Are Red, Derivatives Are Blue
The most romantic calculus pickup line ever created. Instead of finishing with some cheesy declaration of love, this poetic masterpiece hits you with the product rule for derivatives. Nothing says "I'm interested in you" quite like reminding someone that the derivative of a product isn't just the product of derivatives. Math professors have been using this to unsuccessfully woo potential dates since differential calculus was invented. Pro tip: save this for your Tinder bio if you want to ensure you'll have plenty of time to study alone on Saturday nights.

Mathematical Pickup Artistry
Math
3 months ago 10.6K views 0 shares
Mathematical Pickup Artistry
This is what happens when mathematical pickup lines collide with actual problem-solving! The sneaky mathematician isn't testing math skills—they're trying to get your phone number arranged in the correct order. Classic numerical sleight of hand disguised as a basic math challenge. Next-level flirting requires next-level problem-solving skills. The real question: did they solve for x = your number?