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The mathematical punchline we never knew we needed! This genius connects the absolute value function in math with... dating preferences? 🤓 Just like |x| transforms both positive and negative numbers into positive results, the "smash function" apparently works the same way on opposites! Whether something's easy or hard, the "smash" operation yields identical outputs - truly a mathematical breakthrough of questionable academic rigor but impeccable humor. The proof is elegantly constructed: if easy ≠ hard, but easy_smash = hard_smash, then smash(x) must be an absolute value-like function that maps all inputs to non-negative results. QED and possibly TMI.

The most romantic math pickup line doesn't exi— Oh wait. Someone just left their number in a calculus textbook with a note about Cauchy sequences. For the uninitiated, a Cauchy sequence is a sequence that eventually gets arbitrarily close to itself, converging to a single point in ℝ (the real number space). Translation: "I'll keep getting closer and closer until I'm exactly where you want me to be." Mathematicians don't flirt, they converge to a solution. This is what happens when you've spent too many Friday nights with integration by parts instead of actual parties.

The ULTIMATE math flex in the dating world! While most people struggle with calculators, this mathematical maverick can perform integration by parts mentally . That's like having a supercomputer between your ears! Integration by parts is that nasty formula ∫u·dv = uv - ∫v·du that makes calculus students weep into their textbooks at 3 AM. The reaction? Pure mathematical thirst. Nothing says "relationship material" like being able to solve complex integrals while deciding between Italian or sushi. Who needs biceps when you've got big brain energy?