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The Universal Law Of Attraction
Physics Science Math
2 days ago 16.1K views 0 shares
The Universal Law Of Attraction
Dating advice meets Newton's law of universal gravitation! The formula G*m1*m2*r^-2 isn't just for calculating gravitational force—it's apparently the secret formula for attraction between people too! 😂 The joke here is brilliant: according to physics, the attraction between two bodies increases when their masses (m1 and m2) are larger and when the distance (r) between them is smaller (thanks to that negative exponent). So the scientific formula for "attracting girls" is literally... be massive and get closer! Who knew Newton was secretly giving dating tips this whole time? Science pickup lines that actually work—mathematically proven!

The Gravitational Pull Of Romance
Physics Science Math
2 days ago 16.5K views 0 shares
The Gravitational Pull Of Romance
The expectation: dating is simple! The reality: it's literally Newton's law of universal gravitation (G*m1*m2*r^-2). That expression describes how bodies with mass attract each other—and apparently how humans do too! The formula suggests attraction is directly proportional to your combined awesomeness (masses) but inversely proportional to the square of the distance between you. Translation: the closer you get, the stronger the pull. No wonder physicists struggle with dating—they're overthinking the math instead of making the first move!

The Universal Law Of Attraction
Physics Science
2 days ago 16.6K views 0 shares
The Universal Law Of Attraction
Dating advice from Newton's gravitational law? That's rich. The formula G*m1*m2*r^-2 is literally the equation for gravitational attraction between two bodies. So technically, yes, there IS a simple formula for attraction—just not the kind that helps at parties. Unless you're at a physics conference, in which case, carry on you magnificent nerd. The inverse square relationship suggests the closer you get, the stronger the pull—which might explain why scientists keep bumping into equipment but not into dates.

The Mathematical Dating Test
Math
5 days ago 16.3K views 0 shares
The Mathematical Dating Test
Dating a mathematician's daughter? Better brush up on your number theory! This poor guy just failed the ultimate math dad test. Zero is indeed a whole number (integers including 0), but not a natural number (positive integers starting at 1). Dad's rage is mathematically justified - mixing up these fundamental sets is an unforgivable sin in the world of math. The relationship's future just divided by zero - undefined!

When You Date The Daughter Of Carl Sagan
Astronomy Scientists Science Universe
12 days ago 11.7K views 0 shares
When You Date The Daughter Of Carl Sagan
Confusing astrology with astronomy in front of Carl Sagan? That's like telling Neil deGrasse Tyson your favorite constellation is "The Horoscope"! 😂 Sagan dedicated his life to promoting scientific thinking and exploring the cosmos through actual evidence , not planetary personality tests. His famous "billions and billions" of stars were for studying, not for predicting whether you'll meet a tall, dark stranger this week! Pro tip: If you're trying to impress an astronomy legend, maybe don't mention your rising sign. Unless you're referring to the rising of actual celestial bodies... in which case, you might get 20 seconds to leave instead of 10!

Why You Should (Or Shouldn't) Date A Scientist
Scientists Research Academia Science
12 days ago 9.3K views 0 shares
Why You Should (Or Shouldn't) Date A Scientist
The scientific method doesn't stop at the bedroom door! Dating a scientist means everything requires statistical significance—even intimacy. The top panels show the upside: methodical repetition "to be sure." The bottom panels reveal the downside: you're just another data point in their romantic experiment, complete with control groups. Remember kids, p-values and pillow talk don't mix well. Your relationship status? Perpetually "under review."

When You Date The Daughter Of Carl Sagan
Astronomy Scientists Science
13 days ago 9.2K views 0 shares
When You Date The Daughter Of Carl Sagan
Confusing astronomy with astrology in front of Carl Sagan? That's like telling Einstein you're really into "energy crystals" instead of relativity! The cosmic horror on poor Carl's face says it all. The man who brought us "billions and billions of stars" just heard his potential son-in-law say he's into zodiac signs and mercury retrograde! No wonder he's giving him 10 seconds to evacuate faster than light itself. The universe may be 13.8 billion years old, but this relationship lasted about 13.8 seconds!

All We Need Is Someone With Amine On Benzene
Chemistry Academia Science
14 days ago 15.0K views 0 shares
All We Need Is Someone With Amine On Benzene
When your chemistry professor tries to be romantic but can't escape the benzene ring of their ways. This PowerPoint slide is basically saying "All we need is someone with an amine group who loves benzene." Translation for the chemistry-impaired: "Looking for a hot date who's into aromatic compounds." Dating in STEM fields is just organic chemistry with extra rejection steps.

When Your Nuclear Career Is Too Hot To Handle
Engineering Tech Science
15 days ago 11.7K views 0 shares
When Your Nuclear Career Is Too Hot To Handle
Nuclear engineers can't catch a break in the dating world. While most professionals struggle to make their jobs sound interesting, these poor souls are desperately trying to make theirs sound boring! The innuendo potential of "reactivity excursion," "control rod," and "fast breeder reactor" is apparently irresistible to the furry community. Talk about occupational hazards they don't warn you about in grad school! Six figures in Seattle and still can't escape nuclear pickup lines. Maybe try saying you're an accountant next time — nothing kills romantic interest faster than discussing tax deductions and spreadsheets.

Odds Of Tapping That Are Astronomical
Astronomy Universe Science
16 days ago 20.2K views 0 shares
Odds Of Tapping That Are Astronomical
Dating in the cosmos is ROUGH! This stellar meme perfectly captures the astronomical hierarchy of dating. Your crush is literally Earth (gorgeous, full of life, perfect size), while her dad is the blazing Sun (333,000 times Earth's mass and ready to burn you to a crisp). Her brother? Jupiter - the solar system's bouncer at 318 times Earth's mass. And you? Just a tiny meteor, burning up on impact! The size comparison is brutally accurate - your chances of success are about as likely as Pluto getting its planet status back. The universe really said: "Stay in your orbital lane, buddy!"

Mathematical Courtship Tactics
Math Engineering Science
21 days ago 14.5K views 0 shares
Mathematical Courtship Tactics
The kid just committed mathematical treason and earned a date in one move. Pi isn't prime—it's not even a rational number! It's transcendental, literally transcending the entire concept of prime numbers. But hey, the engineer dad was so impressed by the sheer audacity of this mathematical crime that he skipped straight to wedding plans. Nothing says "worthy of my daughter" like confidently being wrong about fundamental math concepts while maintaining unwavering eye contact. Engineers and their flexible relationship with mathematical purity... classic.

Chemistry Dating Profile: Seeking Stable Bonds
Chemistry Science
23 days ago 15.4K views 0 shares
Chemistry Dating Profile: Seeking Stable Bonds
Dating in chemistry circles has evolved! Meet your potential lab partner with a profile that's equal parts molecular structure and cheesy pickup lines. The molecule shown is benzaldehyde (that lovely almond smell), while the puns about "bonding covalently" and "entering your orbital" are basically the chemistry equivalent of "Netflix and chill." The title's joke about converting film reels (silver nitrate) to oxytocin (the love hormone) is peak nerd flirtation. Trust me, nothing says romance like a properly balanced chemical equation and terrible puns about electron sharing.