G G: From Falling Apples To Falling Planets

Oh sweet entropy! The Matrix movies spent four films explaining how humans are batteries in a simulation, while basic thermodynamics is over here screaming "THAT'S NOT HOW ENERGY WORKS, YOU FOOLS!" 🤯 The human body would consume more energy than it could ever produce—it's like trying to charge your phone by having it run a marathon. The train of scientific accuracy just demolished that school bus of movie logic!

Theoretical physicists boldly claim to "fear no man" until air resistance enters the chat. Nothing ruins a beautiful equation faster than drag coefficients. Suddenly your elegant free-fall calculation needs seventeen new terms and three differential equations. The perfect sphere becomes "approximately spherical" and your homework takes twice as long. Real-world physics is just theoretical physics with disappointment built in.

The mathematical equation sin x = x is the secret handshake of engineering students everywhere! This approximation is only valid for small angles, but engineers embrace it like a religious doctrine. While mathematicians would scream in horror at such blasphemy, engineers are celebrating finding one of their own who understands the beautiful art of "close enough." The bottom panel perfectly captures that tribal recognition moment—you know, when you meet someone who also thinks π = 3 when the deadline is tight. Engineering: where precision is negotiable but graduation is mandatory.

Executive orders can't override the laws of physics, no matter how confidently you hold up that folder. Plasma—the fourth state of matter that makes up 99% of the visible universe—just got ghosted harder than a grad student's funding application. Next week: gravity becomes optional on Tuesdays, and entropy is now illegal because "things getting messy is very bad for America."

Forget chocolates and roses! The true romantic spot is at 0.01°C and 611.73 Pa where solid, liquid, and gas all exist in perfect harmony! 💦❄️💨 It's the only place in the universe where your relationship can be simultaneously hot, cold, AND completely unstable! Just like my ex-lab partner who mixed sodium with water "to see what happens." Spoiler: KABOOM and a restraining order happened. Triple point kisses - where you can experience all three phases of rejection at once! 🧪

The first panel shows Mr. Incredible calmly accepting that pressure in 3D space is force over area (N/m²). But when the concept jumps to 4D space, where pressure becomes force over volume (N/m³), his brain short-circuits into existential horror. This is dimensional analysis having a mental breakdown. Just like how my students look when I casually mention "and of course, if we extend this to n-dimensional space..." right before an exam. The fourth dimension doesn't care about your comfort zone—it's coming for your sanity whether you're ready or not.