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The Exact Moment In The History Of Science When A Famous Young Genius From Lincolnshire Invents Gravity

The Exact Moment In The History Of Science When A Famous Young Genius From Lincolnshire Invents Gravity
The internet's historical reenactment of Newton's "discovery" is pure gold! Young Isaac just chilling in Lincolnshire, minding his business, when suddenly - BONK - an apple falls and he's like "Hold up... objects attract each other?!" The meme brilliantly mocks the oversimplified version of how gravity was discovered that we all learned in elementary school. In reality, Newton developed his theory through rigorous mathematical work and observation, not from a random fruit assault. But imagining him dramatically falling backward as if the concept physically knocked him over? That's peak scientific comedy right there.

We're Still Waiting For Planet Nine

We're Still Waiting For Planet Nine
Finding three Earth-sized planets 73.5 light-years away? Easy, exciting, publication-worthy. Narrowing down the hypothetical Planet Nine that's supposedly lurking in our own backyard? That's the kind of soul-crushing work that turns bright-eyed astronomers into chain-smoking nihilists. The astronomical equivalent of spending decades searching for your keys when they were in your pocket the whole time... except we still haven't found the keys. And they might not exist. And your pocket might be a mathematical error.

Blaming Newton When Things Fall Down

Blaming Newton When Things Fall Down
That face you make when someone thinks Newton invented gravity instead of describing it mathematically! Like apples just floated around aimlessly before 1687. "Sorry dinosaurs, you can't fall into that tar pit yet—Newton won't be born for another 160 million years!" The man formulated universal gravitation and revolutionized physics, but he didn't install the force itself. Next they'll tell us Benjamin Franklin invented electricity rather than just getting zapped by it.

90% Might Be A Bit Generous

90% Might Be A Bit Generous
The scientific discovery pipeline in a nutshell! Physics and chemistry get to celebrate with shiny trophies and minimal protective gear, while biologists are out here looking like they're prepping for the apocalypse just to find... microbes that mostly do nothing. The biologist's hazmat suit isn't paranoia—it's experience! Those rare 10% of microbes that DO something? They're either curing cancer or liquefying your organs. There's no in-between. Next time your physicist friend brags about their clean lab, remind them that biology discoveries come with a side of "might accidentally create the zombie plague."

Wave-Particle Ghosting: A Quantum Rejection

Wave-Particle Ghosting: A Quantum Rejection
Poor de Broglie, walking into physics parties with his wave-particle duality theory like "Hey guys, light is both a wave AND a particle!" only to get ghosted harder than Schrödinger's cat. The man literally revolutionized quantum mechanics and everyone's just like "new phone, who dis?" Classic physics community—if they can't see it with their naked eyes, they'll pretend it doesn't exist for at least a decade. Meanwhile, de Broglie's just standing there with his Nobel Prize like "I LITERALLY PROVED THIS MATHEMATICALLY." The quantum walk of shame never looked so scientifically accurate.

Mathematicians And Physicists: Accidentally Saving Lives With Knots

Mathematicians And Physicists: Accidentally Saving Lives With Knots
The beautiful chaos of scientific progress: mathematicians create elaborate knot theories for pure intellectual pleasure, then physicists swoop in with "what if atoms are actually knots?" Next thing you know, biologists are using these abstract mathematical concepts to understand protein folding, potentially saving millions of lives. Meanwhile, the mathematicians are sitting there thinking, "I was just playing with pretty equations, but sure, go cure cancer with them, I guess." The academic equivalent of inventing a toy that accidentally becomes a spacecraft.

G G: From Falling Apples To Falling Planets

G G: From Falling Apples To Falling Planets
The humble "mg" of an apple falling from a tree conceals the mighty "GMm/r²" that governs entire planets! Newton didn't just discover gravity—he pulled off history's greatest glow-up by transforming a mundane observation into the universal law of gravitation. One minute you're dodging fruit, the next you're explaining why the moon doesn't crash into your picnic. Talk about escalation! From local apple incidents to cosmic force fields in one mathematical leap. That's not just big brain energy—that's galaxy brain power.

The Coconut That Could Have Changed Physics Forever

The Coconut That Could Have Changed Physics Forever
Your brain at 3 AM really hits different. Imagine the entire course of physics changed because Newton got bonked by a coconut instead! We'd be calculating the "coconut constant" in every equation and probably still arguing about whether gravity is just a tropical conspiracy. The butterfly effect of fruit selection might've left us without calculus but with excellent piña coladas. Scientific progress hanging by a literal tree branch...

The Ultimate Taxonomic Self-Reference

The Ultimate Taxonomic Self-Reference
The irony of taxonomy's founder being his own type specimen is the scientific equivalent of finding out your biology professor wrote the textbook. Linnaeus classified thousands of species but somehow forgot to mention "Hey, by the way, future scientists will use my actual corpse as the reference model for humans." That's like Shakespeare declaring himself the dictionary definition of 'playwright.' The ultimate taxonomic power move.

Different Types Of "New" In Science

Different Types Of "New" In Science
The scientific community's standards for "new discoveries" are apparently... flexible. 🧪 Physics: Got a blurry video of your cat toy vibrating? Congratulations, you've discovered the "quantum fuzzball particle" that will revolutionize string theory! Chemistry: Drew some random circles and lines? That's definitely a groundbreaking molecule that will either cure cancer or make really good shampoo. Nobody knows! Biology: Found a weird noodle in your backyard? Time to name it Vermis exgirlfriendus and submit to Nature! Mathematics: Who needs rigorous proof when you have a million kids with TikTok accounts demanding "squillion" be recognized? Democracy wins over mathematical convention!

The Immortal Sponge Experiment

The Immortal Sponge Experiment
The incredible regenerative powers of marine sponges just became a dark comedy special! Scientists discovered these amazing creatures can literally be blended up, strained through a sieve, and will REASSEMBLE THEMSELVES in salt water like tiny underwater Terminators. Meanwhile, the comment below is giving us all existential crisis vibes by asking how many other animals we've pulverized without realizing they might have had similar superpowers. Turns out scientific discovery sometimes involves accidentally discovering which organisms can survive being turned into smoothies! Nature's resilience is both fascinating and slightly terrifying when you think about it...

The Real Story Behind Newton's Third Law

The Real Story Behind Newton's Third Law
Newton's third law states that for every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction. The meme suggests Newton discovered this principle not through meticulous research but through a powerful bathroom experience. Truth is, he formulated these laws through decades of mathematical work—not bodily functions. Still, imagine Newton flying backward in his 17th century bathroom, frantically scribbling equations mid-air while yelling "EUREKA!" Next time your physics professor drones on about Newtonian mechanics, just picture Sir Isaac getting literally blasted by the laws of physics he discovered. Science: sometimes it hits you right in the posterior.