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The iPhone's State Of Matter Evolution
Physics Tech Science
20 days ago 21.7K views 0 shares
The iPhone's State Of Matter Evolution
Finally, a smartphone that doubles as a physics textbook. The iPhone 17 Pro apparently contains all three classical states of matter - solid (the chassis), liquid (cooling system), and gas (whatever's leaking from the battery). By iPhone 19, we'll skip right past plasma to Bose-Einstein condensate, where all your apps quantum tunnel into a single superposition state. Great for multitasking, terrible for knowing which app you're actually using. Can't wait for the quantum entanglement feature where your phone instantly dies when your friend's battery hits 1%.

G G: From Falling Apples To Falling Planets
Physics Astronomy Science Universe
22 days ago 16.1K views 0 shares
G G: From Falling Apples To Falling Planets
The humble "mg" of an apple falling from a tree conceals the mighty "GMm/r²" that governs entire planets! Newton didn't just discover gravity—he pulled off history's greatest glow-up by transforming a mundane observation into the universal law of gravitation. One minute you're dodging fruit, the next you're explaining why the moon doesn't crash into your picnic. Talk about escalation! From local apple incidents to cosmic force fields in one mathematical leap. That's not just big brain energy—that's galaxy brain power.

The Coconut That Could Have Changed Physics Forever
Physics Scientists Science
24 days ago 17.4K views 0 shares
The Coconut That Could Have Changed Physics Forever
Your brain at 3 AM really hits different. Imagine the entire course of physics changed because Newton got bonked by a coconut instead! We'd be calculating the "coconut constant" in every equation and probably still arguing about whether gravity is just a tropical conspiracy. The butterfly effect of fruit selection might've left us without calculus but with excellent piña coladas. Scientific progress hanging by a literal tree branch...

World Without Laws (Of Physics)
Physics Scientists Science
24 days ago 15.3K views 0 shares
World Without Laws (Of Physics)
Your brain at 3 AM really knows how to ruin a perfectly good night's sleep. Imagine if Newton had been knocked unconscious by a coconut instead of inspired by an apple – we'd probably all be floating around without gravity! The history of science hangs by the thread of fortunate botanical placement. Next time your brain serves up these existential midnight specials, remember that Einstein probably had the same problem, only his 3 AM thoughts actually changed physics.

When Engineers Refuse To Compromise
Engineering Tech
2 months ago 12.2K views 0 shares
When Engineers Refuse To Compromise
Form follows function? Not today, Satan! Fujitsu's collapsible Ethernet port is what happens when engineers refuse to sacrifice functionality for thinness. While Apple's over there eliminating ports faster than my coffee disappears on Monday morning, Fujitsu's pulling the ultimate "watch this" move with their pop-out LAN port. It's basically origami for computer parts—practical problem-solving that makes you wonder why we're all carrying around 17 dongles just to connect a simple Ethernet cable. Engineering at its finest: refusing to accept "impossible" and instead building a mechanical marvel that would make Rube Goldberg slow clap.

Newton's Missed Snack Opportunity
Physics Scientists Science
3 months ago 7.9K views 0 shares
Newton's Missed Snack Opportunity
Newton discovering gravity when an apple fell on his head is iconic science history! But this meme hilariously suggests Newton could've just eaten the apple instead of revolutionizing physics with his universal gravitation equation (F = G m₁m₂/r²). Imagine if he'd just thought "hmm, tasty snack" instead of "why do objects fall?" Could've saved himself years of complex mathematics and just enjoyed a nice fruit salad! The universe's greatest mysteries sometimes take a backseat to basic human needs - like hunger. Next time you're about to make a groundbreaking discovery, maybe check if you're just hangry first!

Could This Be Apple's Next Screw Head?
Tech Engineering
3 months ago 9.1K views 0 shares
Could This Be Apple's Next Screw Head?
Behold! The next evolution in Apple's "planned obsolescence" strategy - a screw that requires you to buy a $299 "Apple Certified Screwdriver Pro" with a proprietary head shape. Because regular screws are just too mainstream for the company that made you throw away all your headphones. Next up: Apple will patent the circle and charge licensing fees for wheels.

Stages Of Mitosis: iPhone Edition
Biology Tech Evolution
4 months ago 10.5K views 0 shares
Stages Of Mitosis: iPhone Edition
The evolution of iPhone cameras perfectly mimics cell division. Single camera (interphase), dual vertical cameras (metaphase), and finally dual diagonal cameras (telophase). Nature really does inspire technology, or perhaps Apple's R&D department is just a bunch of biologists trying to recreate mitosis at $999 per division. Next generation might just sprout flagella and swim away to colonize the Android ecosystem.

Newton's Missed Opportunity
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4 months ago 9.2K views 0 shares
Newton's Missed Opportunity
Isaac Newton spent years watching urine stream downward but somehow needed a falling apple to have his "eureka" moment about gravity? Talk about missing the obvious! Classic Newton though - brilliant enough to invent calculus but somehow blind to the physics lesson happening in the bathroom every day. Gravity was literally staring him in the face (or... somewhere else) the entire time!

The Coconut Paradox
Physics Scientists Science
5 months ago 9.4K views 0 shares
The Coconut Paradox
The entire field of physics hinges on that fateful apple bonking Newton on the head! If he'd been snoozing under a coconut tree instead, we'd have a much thinner textbook—and possibly no Newton. The meme brilliantly illustrates how our scientific understanding could've been drastically different with one geographic change. Imagine the alternate universe where "F = ma" never happened because Newton got concussed by a falling coconut before writing anything down. Physics students everywhere would be celebrating that timeline!

X = 15 M/S (Apple Tech Demo)
Physics Tech Science
5 months ago 10.7K views 0 shares
X = 15 M/S (Apple Tech Demo)
Finally, Apple's "distinctly great" calculator has arrived! Just $999 for a device that visualizes projectile motion with stick figures playing ping pong. The formula at the bottom is literally just the standard projectile motion equation that every physics student has written a thousand times. But hey, it has an Apple Pencil, so clearly it's revolutionary! Next innovation: discovering gravity exists, but making it 30% thinner than Newton's version.

Trillion Dollar Company vs. One Calculating Boi
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5 months ago 13.0K views 0 shares
Trillion Dollar Company vs. One Calculating Boi
The eternal battle between sleek corporate design and actual functionality! On the left, we have Apple's calculator app—minimalist, expensive, and somehow displaying "4096" which is probably the number of dollars you spent on the device. On the right, our trusty scientific calculator with its sin(45°)=√2/2 proudly displayed, ready to handle calculus while Apple's calculator is still figuring out how to do percentages. This is the perfect metaphor for modern tech: paying premium prices for devices that can't even match the functionality of a $15 calculator from 1998. Sure, your iPhone looks cool at the coffee shop, but good luck solving differential equations on it!