Explaining Physical Constants Be Like

The Swiss-Reddit user innocently asks where to find large containers of flavored Quark (a dairy product), but gets a brilliant physics joke in return! The commenter suggests "Try CERN" - home of the Large Hadron Collider where physicists study actual quarks (fundamental particles of matter). Then adds that flavors other than "up and down" (real quark flavors in particle physics) would be "hella expensive" - which is true since creating exotic quark flavors requires enormous energy! The poster's delayed "Oh I get it now" moment is the perfect punchline to this accidental collision of dairy shopping and particle physics.

Behold the perfect demonstration of the second law of thermodynamics in its natural habitat! A teenager's room is basically a closed system where disorder inevitably increases over time. What starts as neatly folded clothes mysteriously transforms into this magnificent chaos without any external input of energy (like cleaning). Physics professors should just use this image instead of complicated equations - it's the purest visualization of entropy increasing to maximum disorder. Nature finds a way... to make your room look like a clothing bomb detonated.

Student celebrates surviving calculus only to discover thermodynamics and fluid mechanics are waiting to crush their soul. Classic engineering curriculum trap. You think you've conquered the final boss, but it was just the tutorial level. Thermodynamics doesn't just break your spirit—it conserves that broken spirit and transfers it directly into anxiety. And fluid mechanics? That's just calculus wearing a trench coat filled with partial differential equations and boundary conditions.

Physical chemistry students be like: "Ideal gas? HAHAHA! What fantasy world are you living in?!" *frantically slams blue button* The meme captures that beautiful moment when you realize all those simplified equations were LIES and now you have to account for molecular interactions and non-ideal behavior. Welcome to the Van der Waals nightmare, where gases have the AUDACITY to interact with each other! It's like upgrading from "birds are just flying dinosaurs" to "actually, birds have complex aerodynamic principles that make Newton question his life choices." The real world is messy, and P Chem is here to remind you that simplicity was just a beautiful dream!

Give a physicist five minutes alone and they'll start breaking mathematics just to see what happens! The equation ∞ - (∞ - 1) = 1 is mathematically forbidden territory, but physicists can't resist playing with infinity. It's like watching someone try to divide by zero while maintaining eye contact – pure mathematical rebellion. This is why mathematicians keep their infinity symbols locked up when physicists visit.

The scientific discipline hostage situation we never talk about! Every field thinks it's special until someone points a gun at it and reveals the uncomfortable truth. Biology desperately clinging to its identity while chemistry and physics stand behind it with weapons drawn is the perfect metaphor for the academic food chain. Meanwhile, mathematics sits smugly in the back row knowing it's the foundation that everything else is desperately trying to escape. Next semester's turf war: Computer Science shows up with "It's all just applied logic" tattooed on its knuckles.