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The Original Chemistry Influencer
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The Original Chemistry Influencer
The original chemistry player. Amedeo Avogadro's constant (6.022 × 10 23 ) is literally in the possession of every chemistry student worldwide. His number gets passed around more than free pizza at department seminars. It's not his fault that 1 mole of anything contains an obscenely large quantity of particles—he just did the math and became immortal in the process. The ultimate "quantity over quality" flex in scientific history.

Mathematical Terrorism At Its Finest
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7 days ago 22.0K views 0 shares
Mathematical Terrorism At Its Finest
Increasing π by just 0.1% would shatter mathematics as we know it! Engineers using 3.14 would get wildly incorrect calculations, circles would no longer be circles, and every textbook would need rewriting. The beauty of π is its mathematical constancy—it's the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter, approximately 3.14159... Changing this fundamental constant would be like telling gravity to take a day off. Pure mathematical terrorism!

Avogadro's Guacamole Constant
Chemistry Science
8 days ago 16.4K views 0 shares
Avogadro's Guacamole Constant
The ultimate physics-meets-nutrition joke! That's not just any avocado—it's sitting on Avogadro's number (6.02×10²³), the fundamental constant that represents the number of particles in one mole of a substance. Chemists everywhere are quietly chuckling at this pun-tastic visual representation of "Avocado's Number." For the record, one mole of avocados would weigh approximately 150 million metric tons—enough guacamole to fill several Olympic swimming pools. Now that's a party!

The Joy And Terror Of Physics Constants
Physics Science Universe
11 days ago 29.8K views 0 shares
The Joy And Terror Of Physics Constants
The speed of light (c = 1) brings pure joy, while Einstein's mass-energy equivalence (E = m) triggers existential dread. Physicists get excited about constants until they remember that energy equals mass, which basically means we're all just walking nuclear bombs. Nothing like realizing your body contains enough energy to level a small city to ruin your day! The universe is elegant until it reminds you it could vaporize everything in an instant.

Chemistry Is A Scam
Chemistry Science
15 days ago 25.2K views 0 shares
Chemistry Is A Scam
That feeling when you're convinced Avogadro's number is a conspiracy. 6.022×10²³ is suspiciously precise for something nobody can manually verify. Sure, we've all "accepted" this constant since 1811, but has anyone actually counted all those atoms? Exactly. The deep state of chemistry continues unchallenged while we blindly measure moles. Stay woke in the lab.

You Were Supposed To Use G=9.81, Not Join The Engineers!
Physics Engineering Science Academia
19 days ago 19.7K views 0 shares
You Were Supposed To Use G=9.81, Not Join The Engineers!
The ultimate betrayal in physics academia! Physics purists insist on using the precise gravitational acceleration constant g=9.81 m/s², while engineers pragmatically round to g=10 m/s² for easier calculations. Finding a physics major using the engineer's approximation is like discovering your chosen one has gone to the dark side! The TA's anguish perfectly captures that moment when precision-obsessed physicists compromise their standards for computational convenience. The eternal struggle between theoretical purity and practical simplicity continues to tear the STEM world apart!

The Avocado Number Crisis
Chemistry Science
22 days ago 35.3K views 0 shares
The Avocado Number Crisis
Just sitting here with the crushing realization that avocados have nothing to do with 6.022×10²³. Amedeo Avogadro never even met a guacamole in his life. The constant represents the number of particles in one mole of a substance, but try explaining that to your non-chemistry friends at brunch. They're over there ordering avocado toast while you're mentally calculating how many moles of coffee you need to survive this conversation.

The Omnipresent K: Science's Favorite Letter
Physics Science
1 month ago 23.3K views 0 shares
The Omnipresent K: Science's Favorite Letter
The letter K is the ultimate scientific overachiever. While most letters are content just sitting in the alphabet, K is out here representing Kelvin, Boltzmann's constant, thermal conductivity, wave number, strength coefficient, and about five other concepts simultaneously. It's basically the scientific equivalent of that one colleague who somehow manages six research projects, teaches three classes, and still has time to bake cookies for department meetings. Meanwhile, "replies from crush" sneaking in there is just peak lab humor—because even physicists check their phones between calculations, desperately hoping for that notification.

What Are The Consequences Of This?
Math Science
1 month ago 19.3K views 0 shares
What Are The Consequences Of This?
Mathematicians everywhere just fainted! A 5,000% increase in ALL numbers would break the entire fabric of mathematics! Pi would no longer be 3.14159... but a whopping 160.57! The speed of light? ZOOMING at 15 billion mph! Your bank account with $100? Now it's $5,100! Wait... that part's not bad actually. The universe would literally implode if constants suddenly changed. Mathematical relationships would collapse faster than a soufflé in an earthquake! Even the number of fingers you have would increase to... um... 50? That would make gloves REALLY expensive!

Mathematical Constants Tier List
Math Science
2 months ago 17.1K views 0 shares
Mathematical Constants Tier List
Mathematical elitism at its finest! Someone created a tier list ranking mathematical constants from S-tier (godlike) to E-tier (barely making the cut). π, i , 0, and e get the royal treatment in S-tier, while poor √3 and ∛2 are relegated to the basement of mathematics. The creator clearly has strong opinions about which numbers deserve respect in the mathematical universe. Imagine being the number 1/2 and seeing yourself in C-tier while π gets another moment in the spotlight. Talk about numerical discrimination! I bet √2 is filing a formal complaint about being stuck in A-tier despite being irrational royalty.

The Great Mathematical Identity Theft
Math Science
2 months ago 15.3K views 0 shares
The Great Mathematical Identity Theft
The mathematical saga of identity theft! This nested radical equation actually converges to the golden ratio (φ ≈ 1.618), but π is trying to claim it's the answer. Meanwhile, Euler's number (e) is rightfully outraged at this mathematical impersonation. The audacity of π to steal φ's identity! This is like the mathematical equivalent of showing up to a fancy constants party wearing someone else's equation. The nested radical might look intimidating, but it's just φ in disguise—and π got caught red-handed trying to take credit!

The Speed Of Light Is Just 1, Dumbass
Physics Science
2 months ago 26.5K views 0 shares
The Speed Of Light Is Just 1, Dumbass
Ever notice how physicists love to complicate things? The meme brilliantly captures the elegant simplicity of relativity. In natural units where c=1, the speed of light is indeed just... 1. No need for those pesky 299,792,458 meters per second. Einstein himself would've appreciated this cosmic burn—he designed relativity equations to work beautifully when c=1, and then we humans had to go and make it complicated with our arbitrary measurement systems. Next time someone flexes with the full numerical value, just whisper "natural units" and walk away.