Specificity Memes

This is EXACTLY how physicists defend arbitrary constants! "Why is Planck's constant 6.626×10 -34 J⋅s?" *adjusts lab goggles nervously* "Well, technically ANY number would be equally arbitrary, so why NOT that specific value? The universe just picked a number and ran with it!" Meanwhile the rest of us are staring at our equations wondering if the cosmos is just trolling us with these absurdly precise values. The fundamental forces of nature are basically that friend who insists on meeting at precisely 4:23 for absolutely no logical reason whatsoever.