Executive Order Against The Fourth State Of Matter

Look at Mrs. Puff trying to teach physics underwater! That blackboard is breaking more laws than SpongeBob's driving! The equation F'/m > ∞ suggests forces can exceed infinity underwater, which explains why a squirrel can karate chop there and why fires exist in Bikini Bottom. Newton would be having an absolute meltdown right now! The universe where F=ma gets replaced with "whatever the cartoon writers need this week." Physics professors everywhere are screaming into their coffee mugs!

Engineers who use Computational Fluid Dynamics (CFD) software fall into three distinct camps on this bell curve of sanity: On the far left (0.1%), we have the "Pretty color :)" crowd who just enjoy making rainbow-colored fluid simulations without understanding the math. In the middle (34% on each side), we find normal engineers using CFD as intended - you know, to solve actual problems. And on the far right (0.1%), there's the "Pretty vectors" gang who've descended into obsession with the mathematical beauty of vector fields. But the true galaxy-brain move? Spending your entire Master's degree simulating a cow as an ideal gas with k-epsilon turbulence. Because nothing says "I've mastered fluid dynamics" like turning farm animals into mathematical abstractions!

The astronomical audacity of astrophysicists! In stellar classification, they casually lump nearly every element on the periodic table as "metals" - including non-metals like oxygen, carbon, and nitrogen. To an astrophysicist, if it's not hydrogen or helium (the two most abundant elements in the universe), it's just a "metal." Meanwhile, chemists are having collective aneurysms because oxygen is actually a highly reactive non-metal that would corrode actual metals faster than a freshman's confidence during finals week. The cosmic irony of calling oxygen a metal is like calling a fish a land mammal because "it's not a bird."

Two scientific worldviews walk into a bar... only one remains standing! The crying flat earther desperately clings to "gravity is fake" while Einstein's General Relativity just calmly responds with "Yes." Because when you've mathematically proven that massive objects literally bend the fabric of spacetime, you don't need to scream about it. The universe does the talking for you! The ultimate scientific mic drop that's been warping minds since 1915.

Breaking news from the mathematical overlords! They've decided irrational numbers are too complicated and have simplified the universe. Pi = 3? Engineers have been doing this for years! The square root of 2 is about to have an existential crisis. Mathematicians worldwide are either sobbing into their coffee or planning a revolution. Next week: they'll make all prime numbers divisible by 2 for "convenience."

Theoretical physicists boldly claim to "fear no man" until air resistance enters the chat. Nothing ruins a beautiful equation faster than drag coefficients. Suddenly your elegant free-fall calculation needs seventeen new terms and three differential equations. The perfect sphere becomes "approximately spherical" and your homework takes twice as long. Real-world physics is just theoretical physics with disappointment built in.