States of matter Memes

Physics teachers everywhere are having a collective meltdown right now. For decades they've been teaching us about the four states of matter (solid, liquid, gas, and plasma), only for Microsoft to waltz in and claim they've created a "new state of matter" with topoconductors. Meanwhile, plasma—the most abundant state of matter in the universe—is sitting in the corner like "Am I a joke to you?" The irony of a tech CEO "discovering" a fifth state while completely ignoring the fourth is peak corporate science communication. Next up: Microsoft discovers this amazing new celestial body called the sun!

Someone with a thermodynamics textbook and too much time on their hands has created the perfect phase diagram for gender identity. The supercooled "girltwinк" state is particularly brilliant—metastable until disturbed, then crystallizing into a "face-center cubic girl structure." I've stared at phase diagrams for 15 years and never once considered the "supercritical genderfluid" region or the "femboy triple point." My colleagues would absolutely publish this in the Journal of Irreproducible Results.

Elementary physics meets Jurassic Park in this masterpiece! The meme cleverly reimagines the three fundamental states of matter with dinosaurs as the substance. Solid dino stands proud and intact, liquid dino is melting into a puddle (tar pit vibes, anyone?), and gas dino has been processed into fossil fuel—completing the perfect prehistoric phase transition. It's the scientific cycle we never knew we needed. Next time your chemistry teacher asks about states of matter, just show them this and watch their brain short-circuit trying to decide whether to laugh or give you extra credit!

Finally, a taxonomy of matter that makes sense to both 90s kids and quantum physicists! Geodude perfectly captures the rigid, structured nature of solids, while Muk oozes with liquid charm. Gastly's gaseous form is spot on, and Rotom's electrical plasma state is *chef's kiss*. But the real scientific gold is in the Bose-Einstein condensate mice demanding proper pronouns because "we are literally a lots of people." That's quantum mechanics humor at its finest—when particles cool to near absolute zero, they actually do behave as a single entity! And don't get me started on the hyperfluid Alakazam and Kadabra rebelling against physics. "Screw the rules I am money" is basically what superfluids say to viscosity as they climb up walls and leak through solid containers. Twenty years of teaching thermodynamics, and I've never seen it explained so accurately with psychic Pokémon.