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Trump Signs Executive Order Against Physics

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4 months ago 10.2K views 0 shares

Trump Signs Executive Order Against Physics

Plasma physicists are shaking right now! Imagine telling Bose-Einstein condensates, supercritical fluids, and non-Newtonian fluids they're just figments of our imagination! Science doesn't care about executive orders - those other states of matter are still hanging out in labs worldwide, breaking all kinds of rules. Next up: gravity is now illegal because it's bringing everyone down!

Executive Order Against The Fourth State Of Matter

Physics Science

6 months ago 12.4K views 0 shares

Executive Order Against The Fourth State Of Matter

Executive orders can't override the laws of physics, no matter how confidently you hold up that folder. Plasma—the fourth state of matter that makes up 99% of the visible universe—just got ghosted harder than a grad student's funding application. Next week: gravity becomes optional on Tuesdays, and entropy is now illegal because "things getting messy is very bad for America."