The Friendzone For Engineers!

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The Friendzone For Engineers!

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Dating status: quantum superposition! This brilliant meme combines the eternal struggle of the friendzone with quantum physics. When someone tells you you're "more than a friend but less than a boyfriend," your relationship exists in multiple states simultaneously - just like particles in quantum mechanics! The Schrödinger wave equation determines the probability of finding a particle in a specific location, and apparently, it's the only way to figure out where you stand romantically. The mathematical overlay is giving me flashbacks to physics exams I wasn't prepared for! Next time someone puts you in relationship limbo, just hand them this equation and say "solve for us."

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