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Checkmate, Imperial Engineers

Checkmate, Imperial Engineers
The Empire's engineering department just got owned by the Flat Death Star Society. In a universe where we can build planet-destroying superweapons, apparently basic geometry is still controversial. Next they'll claim the tractor beam is just magnets and the Force is a government conspiracy. I suppose if you squint hard enough at a sphere, everything looks flat—just like some people's learning curves.

They Banned L'Hôpital's Rule!

They Banned L'Hôpital's Rule!
Calculus students everywhere just felt a disturbance in the force! Imagine showing up to your limit problem armed with L'Hôpital's rule—your trusty mathematical weapon for those pesky 0/0 indeterminate forms—only to find it's been "banned." The mathematical equivalent of finding out they've outlawed calculators during finals week! For the uninitiated, L'Hôpital's rule is that magical calculus technique that saves you when both numerator and denominator approach zero. Without it, you're stuck doing Taylor series expansions like some kind of animal. The horror! Next thing you know, they'll ban the quadratic formula and we'll all have to complete the square by hand. Dark times for mathematics indeed.

Executive Order Against The Fourth State Of Matter

Executive Order Against The Fourth State Of Matter
Executive orders can't override the laws of physics, no matter how confidently you hold up that folder. Plasma—the fourth state of matter that makes up 99% of the visible universe—just got ghosted harder than a grad student's funding application. Next week: gravity becomes optional on Tuesdays, and entropy is now illegal because "things getting messy is very bad for America."

When You Think You've Outsmarted Calculus

When You Think You've Outsmarted Calculus
Oh, the mathematical mic drop that never was! This satirical gem pokes fun at political figures who try to "own" their opponents with pseudo-intellectual arguments while completely missing the point. In calculus, dy/dx isn't technically a fraction—it's a derivative notation representing the rate of change. But functionally? We treat it like a fraction all the time! We cancel terms, separate variables, and chain-rule it into oblivion. The LaTeX code \frac{dy}{dx} simply tells the typesetting system to display it in fraction form because—surprise!—that's the most intuitive way to work with it. It's like declaring "if water isn't wet, why do we call it a liquid?" and thinking you've dismantled hydrology. Turns out, understanding notation requires more than just pointing at things dramatically!

Forever Chemicals, Forever Friends

Forever Chemicals, Forever Friends
Nothing says scientific literacy like confusing fluoride with "flordine" and thinking PFAS are your dental hygiene buddies. This satirical masterpiece mocks corporate propaganda with the chemical accuracy of someone who failed organic chemistry but still has strong opinions about it. The molecular structure is literally circled with "THIS MAN RIGHT HERE IS YOUR FRIEND" - because nothing says trustworthy like a perfluorooctanoic acid that persists in the environment for thousands of years. The 3M logo appearing twice is just *chef's kiss* - nothing builds credibility like begging for free tape from the company you're defending. Environmental chemists are currently printing this for their office doors.