The eternal alliance between gym owners and mathematicians—both profiting from January's most predictable equation: New Year's Resolutions = Temporary Motivation. While gym owners rake in subscription fees from optimistic resolution-makers who show up exactly twice, mathematicians are busy calculating how that exponential drop-off curve approaches zero by February. The difference? Gym revenue follows a step function, but mathematicians' fascination with failed fitness commitments is continuous and unbounded!
The Infinite Series Of January Gym Memberships
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