I Think He Meant Pi Squared

The Hulk's gamma-radiated brain cells apparently don't retain basic geometry. That moment when you're so angry you can't remember πr² - which is ironic since rage is supposed to make you smarter, not dumber. The real tragedy isn't Banner losing control; it's losing access to middle school math. And they say scientists are supposed to be the smart ones...

The escalating shock of discovering someone who doesn't just stay in their academic lane. Started with mild surprise at a dual-threat biologist-physicist (already rare enough), then genuine shock at the added mathematician credential, and finally complete brain meltdown upon learning they also dabbled in philosophy. It's the academic equivalent of finding out your boring neighbor is secretly a quadruple Olympic gold medalist who also performs surgery on weekends and composes symphonies in their spare time. The rest of us can barely remember to water our office plants.

The existential crisis when you realize π ≈ 3.14159, e ≈ 2.71828, and 3 is just... 3. Putting these irrational celebrities in order is like organizing chaos! Engineers use π ≈ 3 as a quick approximation, hence the screaming engineer who's having a mathematical breakdown seeing these sacred constants treated like ordinary numbers. The answer is C by the way (π > 3 > e), but that's beside the point when your entire numerical worldview is collapsing! 🤯

Ever had that nightmare where you're back in elementary school and suddenly need to recite the multiplication table of 579? No? Just me then. This is the mathematical equivalent of being asked to bench press a car after only training with 5-pound dumbbells. Sure, we all memorized our times tables, but whoever decided 579 should be on the curriculum was clearly a sadist with a calculator. The best part? Those cheerful cartoon children looking so excited about it. Yeah, because nothing says childhood joy like calculating 579 × 17 without a calculator. That's not education—that's psychological warfare with numbers.

The ultimate mathematical emotional rollercoaster! First panel shows our fish detective drooling over the elegant simplicity of 1/√2 - a beautiful irrational number. But then... the horror of seeing it "rationalized" into √2/2. Mathematically identical? Yes. Aesthetically pleasing? ABSOLUTELY NOT. It's like watching someone eat pizza with a fork and knife. Sure, the fraction is technically simplified, but at what cost? AT WHAT COST?! That's the kind of mathematical betrayal that makes you need a handkerchief to dry your tears.

Congratulations on creating the world's most elaborate decimal-to-fraction conversion chart that could have been a simple browser bookmark. Nothing says "I trust my engineering instincts" like spending 30 minutes printing, laminating, and taping a reference sheet to your keyboard, only to realize Google exists. The commitment to analog solutions in a digital workspace is the scientific equivalent of bringing a protractor to calculate your Uber route.