The Calculus Utopia

The top panel shows the infamous viral math problem "6 ÷ 2(1+2) =" that breaks the internet every few years because people can't agree if it's 1 or 9 (hint: it's 9 if you follow order of operations). The "weak" response is refusing to engage with such elementary nonsense. But the REAL mathematical gigachad bows down to the mind-bending infinite series 1+2+3+4+5+... = -1/12. This seemingly impossible result isn't just internet trolling—it's actually used in string theory and quantum field theory! Through mathematical wizardry called analytic continuation, this divergent series gets assigned this finite value. Mathematicians have been flexing this result since Ramanujan. Basically: arguing about PEMDAS makes you a math peasant. Embracing counterintuitive infinite series makes you mathematical royalty.

Poor David's about to learn that infinite series can be financially devastating! This math problem is asking for the sum of an arithmetic sequence that continues forever . The answer? Infinity (∞) dollars! Which is just mathematician-speak for "you're broke but in a theoretical way." The negative fraction option (-1/12) is especially devious - it's actually related to the sum of natural numbers through some mind-bending math wizardry that would make your calculator cry. Meanwhile, the "ℵ₀ dollars" option is flaunting fancy aleph null notation like it's showing off at a math party. David should've just opened a savings account instead of a portal into mathematical madness!

The eternal divide between those who think they love math and those who actually do math for a living. On the left, we have the enthusiastic "math fans" sharing basic arithmetic puzzles on Facebook at 2 PM while claiming to be geniuses. Meanwhile, actual mathematicians are up at 3:32 AM, surviving on Adderall, wondering why there's a number larger than 2 in their equation. In advanced mathematics, you eventually transcend the pedestrian world of actual numbers—real mathematicians live in a hellscape of abstract symbols, proofs, and existential dread where π and i are your only friends. The rest is just... theoretical noise.

That moment when you've spent three hours calculating π to the 407th decimal place with a mechanical pencil while your teacher can't even divide 36 by 4 correctly. Nothing says "productive procrastination" quite like excessive mathematical precision that serves absolutely no practical purpose. The face says it all—silent judgment mixed with the crushing realization that you've wasted your computational talents on pointless exercises instead of curing cancer or something.

When someone asks why you don't like physical chemistry, and all you can do is point at this mathematical nightmare! 😱 Physical chemistry is that wild hybrid where chemistry meets physics and spawns equations that make your calculator cry. Those partial derivatives and Greek symbols aren't just notation—they're the reason chemistry students switch majors! The meme perfectly captures that moment when your brain short-circuits trying to understand how a simple molecule turned into a calculus exam. Even chemists need therapy after seeing these equations!

Just your typical math shower thought that hits at 3 AM. In calculus, we always treat epsilon (ε) as this infinitesimally small number approaching zero. But what if we've been looking at it all wrong? Maybe ε is actually massive but sitting way out there in the distance, mocking our limited perspective. Kind of like how that pencil looks small in the image but could be normal-sized if you're far enough away. Real analysis students nodding knowingly while the rest of us question our entire mathematical foundation.