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The perfect satire of science denial in mathematical form! Someone's claiming that multiplication is a liberal conspiracy and 3×2 can only equal 5 or 1 (addition or subtraction). It's basically the mathematical equivalent of saying "I reject your reality and substitute my own." The parallel to biology deniers who only accept the parts of science that fit their worldview is *chef's kiss* perfect. Next up: gravity is just a theory, so I'm not falling—I'm choosing to accelerate toward Earth at 9.8 m/s²!

Every mathematician's nightmare captured perfectly! The first guy is desperately trying to explain the induction step (if P(k) is true, then P(k+1) must also be true), while his friend casually dismisses it with "if you forgot, then it wasn't important." But wait—the punchline hits when the base case P(1) shows up! Without proving the base case, mathematical induction falls apart completely. It's like building a ladder where you've meticulously designed every rung except the first one that connects to the ground. The mathematician's sudden "Yeah, you're right" is that painful moment when you realize your elegant 3-hour proof is fundamentally flawed because you skipped the most basic step. Pure mathematical trauma in four panels!

The rare miracle of finding an actual educational YouTube video about math that isn't just someone filming their calculator with a potato. But then—plot twist!—it's just some random dude's Twitch handle. The mathematical equivalent of thinking you've discovered a new particle, but it's just a smudge on your microscope lens. 30 minutes of your research time down the drain, and your professor wonders why your thesis is taking 7 years.

The mathematical equivalent of skydiving without a parachute! Tackling Calc 3 (multivariable calculus with its triple integrals and vector fields) simultaneously with differential equations (where you're solving for entire functions instead of simple values) is basically the academic version of free-solo rock climbing. Your brain has to perform computational gymnastics across multiple mathematical dimensions while keeping track of completely different rule sets. It's the intellectual equivalent of juggling flaming chainsaws while riding a unicycle on a tightrope. Only math majors will understand this special flavor of self-inflicted torture!

Behold! The classic case of "correlation does not imply causation" gone horribly, hilariously wrong! This statistical face-plant ignores the crucial fact that sober drivers outnumber drunk ones by... oh I don't know... A GAZILLION TO ONE?! It's like saying "100% of shark attacks happen in water, so clearly staying on land is dangerous!" My lab assistant tried this logic to justify coming to work tipsy. I fired him. Then rehired him because I needed someone to laugh at my jokes. Science demands both sobriety AND proper statistical analysis, you magnificent numbskulls!

That moment when you think "I'll just solve ONE more calculus problem before sleep" and your professor hits you with a partial fraction decomposition nightmare that spans multiple pages! 😱 This horrifying integral is why math students develop insomnia. The journey from that innocent-looking fraction to that monstrosity of inverse tangents and logarithms is pure mathematical trauma. Next time someone says "math is relaxing," show them this and watch their soul leave their body! Sweet dreams? More like sweet differential nightmares!