Not Even Hodling Hands?

The perfect satire of science denial in mathematical form! Someone's claiming that multiplication is a liberal conspiracy and 3×2 can only equal 5 or 1 (addition or subtraction). It's basically the mathematical equivalent of saying "I reject your reality and substitute my own." The parallel to biology deniers who only accept the parts of science that fit their worldview is *chef's kiss* perfect. Next up: gravity is just a theory, so I'm not falling—I'm choosing to accelerate toward Earth at 9.8 m/s²!

Initially claiming linear independence as an excuse not to visit, our math-savvy protagonist suddenly discovers the beauty of vector projection when informed that parental supervision is absent! The meme brilliantly illustrates how quickly one can transform from "we can't be expressed as linear combinations of each other" to "let me calculate the exact projection of my vector onto yours." That formula at the bottom? It's the mathematical way of saying "I'm on my way!" Nothing breaks down mathematical principles faster than romantic opportunity!

It's infinite cats all the way down! Just like mathematical fractals—those mind-bending patterns that repeat themselves at every scale—this meme suggests looking inside only to find... another fractal! Open a fractal, find a fractal. Open a cat, find a cat? Wait, don't open cats. That's not science, that's just weird. But the recursive humor perfectly captures how fractals work: self-similarity at infinite scales. Mathematicians stare at these patterns with the same wide-eyed fascination as this fluffy feline!

For those days when regular calculus just isn't painful enough, we present "Outtegrals" - the mathematical operation that measures the area between your function and infinity. Perfect for when you want your calculations to be as unbounded as your despair. The beauty of outtegrals is their consistency - they always equal infinity, plus an arbitrary constant of existential dread. I've been using them to calculate how long my dissertation will take. Currently at ∞+7 years. Stay tuned for "antilimits" - for when you absolutely need your function to never, ever reach a conclusion. Just like peer review.

The mathematical panic is real! That moment when your brain decides that 3² must equal 6 instead of 9. The character's intense concentration is the universal symbol of every student desperately trying to remember if exponents multiply or add numbers together. The cognitive dissonance is so powerful you can practically see the smoke coming from those neurons firing in all the wrong directions. Every math teacher just felt a disturbance in the force.

Forget the Force—math teachers wield the real dark powers! When you innocently solve X² = 9 as X = 3, your teacher transforms into Yoda's evil twin to remind you about that sneaky negative solution. X = -3 is lurking in the shadows like mathematical Darth Vader! This is why algebra gives everyone trust issues. You think you've found the answer, but NOPE—there's always another solution hiding behind the equals sign, cackling maniacally.