Boolean Spooks: The Logic Of Trick-Or-Treating

Your brain at 3 AM: "Hey, remember that time you did trigonometry in degrees but your calculator was set to radians? That's why your homework was a catastrophic failure." Nothing jolts you from peaceful slumber quite like the sudden realization that π/180 was the difference between an A and questioning your entire academic future. The brain: storing useless celebrity facts all day, but saving math trauma for prime sleep hours.

Behold the ultimate mathematical shitpost! This collection of deliberately wrong math statements would make any mathematician cry tears of blood. From the blasphemous "π = e = 3" (both transcendental numbers reduced to an integer!) to the small angle approximation sin(x) ≈ x being presented as an equality. The division by zero, claiming 0.999... ≠ 1, and that absurd i² + 1² = 0² would make Euler roll in his grave faster than a quantum particle. The "proof is trivial" and "won't fit in the margins" references perfectly capture that professor who skips steps and leaves students confused. It's mathematical chaos theory visualized - except there's no underlying order, just pure mathematical anarchy!

The perfect encapsulation of the math-physics relationship. Mathematicians see physicists as reckless approximation-lovers who write "assume a spherical cow" unironically, while physicists view math as that essential but uptight friend who won't let you have fun with your equations. The mathematician's firm "No" versus the physicist's cheerful "Yes" says it all—one bound by rigorous proofs, the other happy to round π to 3 when nobody's looking. The relationship status? It's complicated, but they're stuck with each other like quantum entanglement with less commitment.

The mathematical equivalent of "you had ONE job!" A factory worker discovers they're making the number 10 in both decimal and binary, completely missing the point that they're actually the same value represented differently. The worker's confusion about "base 10 in the base 10 factory" is peak mathematical irony—every number system is "base 10" in its own system! It's like being shocked that every country calls their own language "the normal way of speaking." This is what happens when you skip discrete math to attend that keg party.

This is dimensional analysis gone wild! Someone took two rap lyrics and turned them into a mathematical equation worthy of a scientific paper. By combining Kanye's "one good girl is worth a thousand..." with Lil Wayne's economic assessment of "a dime a dozen," they've created a conversion rate that would make any chemistry professor proud. The dimensional analysis is spot on - units cancel out perfectly! It's like watching someone solve the Schrödinger equation but for rap economics. The spreadsheet approach really sells the scientific method here - hypothesis, calculation, conclusion: $8.33. Science and hip-hop finally united through the universal language of mathematics!

The mathematical blasphemy happening on that chalkboard is pure engineering gold! They're literally calculating 5/π × 3 = 5, which is mathematically impossible unless you're an engineer who's decided that π = 3. This is the secret engineering handshake—approximating π to whatever makes the calculation work out nicely. Pure mathematicians would be having seizures right now, but engineers are just like "close enough, ship it!" The safety factor will cover the difference anyway, right? This explains why bridges sometimes sway in the wind...