Academic priorities Memes

The eternal struggle of mathematicians! While regular folks would use a time machine for sentimental family reunions, mathematicians are out here solving the REAL problems—handing ancient Greek geometry proofs to Euclid and presumably cursing in Greek at each other. That portal in the corner? Just casual time-space manipulation to grab another mathematician for peer review. The reference to "20 Min Adventure" makes it even better—as if popping back thousands of years to revolutionize mathematics would be a quick errand. Because nothing says "efficient use of groundbreaking technology" like settling centuries-old mathematical debates instead of, you know, witnessing dinosaurs or something practical.

The true romance of a mathematician. Nothing says "I love you" like suggesting differential equations as foreplay. The relationship might be integrating toward a solution, but her expression suggests there's a discontinuity in their expectations. Classic case of mistaking mathematical coupling for the physical kind. Some passions simply can't be contained by boundary conditions.