Romance Memes

Someone calculated the gravitational attraction between themselves and their crush versus the Moon's gravitational pull on their crush—and the results are DEVASTATING! 😭 The top calculation shows the Moon exerts a force of 1.97×10 -3 Newtons on a 60kg person. The bottom calculation reveals the gravitational attraction between two people standing 2 meters apart is only 7.80×10 -8 Newtons. That's 25,000 times weaker! No wonder they're crying—they're literally less attractive than a rock floating in space. The dedication to learn LaTeX just to mathematically confirm their romantic failure is peak science heartbreak.

Nothing says "I'm romantically interested" quite like deriving the equations of motion from first principles while on a boat. The classic scene from Titanic has been transformed into what every physicist secretly believes would work as a pickup line. Instead of drawing her like a French girl, he's calculating Lagrangian mechanics. The sad part? Some of us have actually tried this approach at university mixers. Spoiler alert: differential equations don't typically lead to differential romance.

The classic poetry gets a physics upgrade! Instead of a romantic third line, we're treated to the Doppler effect formula—where frequency shifts based on relative motion. That's what happens when physicists write Valentine's cards. The frequency of your love increases as you approach and decreases as you leave... literally the sound of someone saying "I loooooove youuuuu" while running past you. The comment about "if it isn't harmonic you haven't taylored" is just *chef's kiss* next-level physics humor referencing Taylor series approximations. Physics romance: mathematically precise, emotionally questionable.