If Only Math Worked This Way

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If Only Math Worked This Way

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Every math student's fantasy right here! The left shows calculus as the massive, soul-crushing tome it truly is. The right shows the beautiful dream world where the integral of a product equals the product of the integrals. If only mathematics worked that way, we'd all have graduated with our sanity intact.

For the uninitiated, that property is mathematically incorrect and would make calculus infinitely easier. It's the equivalent of wishing multiplication distributed over division. Mathematicians have spent centuries developing integration techniques precisely because this shortcut doesn't work.

The thinner book represents the collective tears of generations of calculus students who've desperately wished for this mathematical miracle.

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