Wishful thinking Memes

Oh, the forbidden mathematical fantasy! What we're looking at here is the calculus equivalent of asking if you can split your restaurant bill by just paying for what you ordered. The equation falsely claims that the integral of a product equals the product of the integrals—a mathematical sin so egregious it makes calculus professors wake up in cold sweats. For those who slept through Calc I, this is like wishing that (2×3) = (2+3). Pure mathematical heresy! Yet every semester, some hopeful soul writes this on an exam, as if begging the universe to suspend its laws just this once. Dream on, sweet summer child.

Every math student's fantasy right here! The left shows calculus as the massive, soul-crushing tome it truly is. The right shows the beautiful dream world where the integral of a product equals the product of the integrals. If only mathematics worked that way, we'd all have graduated with our sanity intact. For the uninitiated, that property is mathematically incorrect and would make calculus infinitely easier. It's the equivalent of wishing multiplication distributed over division. Mathematicians have spent centuries developing integration techniques precisely because this shortcut doesn't work. The thinner book represents the collective tears of generations of calculus students who've desperately wished for this mathematical miracle.