I Made A Function That Outputs Endless Curly Brackets

Ever notice how differently people react to probability? When the doctor says "999 patients were fine," civilians are like "SWEET ODDS!" while mathematicians are thinking "I'M LITERALLY DOOMED." 😱 The Gambler's Fallacy strikes again! Just because 999 successful surgeries happened doesn't mean the 1000th is guaranteed to fail. Each surgery is an independent event with the same 0.1% failure chance. It's like flipping a coin 10 times and getting heads every time. That 11th flip? Still 50/50! But try telling that to your brain when you're counting anesthesia sheep...

That's what happens when you order a 7.5 cm drill bit instead of 7.5 mm . Metric system mishaps: the silent killer of research budgets everywhere. Someone's about to have an awkward conversation with the procurement department about why they need a forklift to install a shelf.

The virgin Wordle vs the CHAD Physics Cipher! While normies struggle with basic word games like "GRAIL" and "TRACK," real intellectuals flex with fundamental physics equations. That bottom panel is pure big brain energy—showing off Coulomb's law (qE), angular momentum (Iω), Ampère's law, the ideal gas law (PV/RT), and gravitational potential energy. And SpongeBob's transformation from regular square to absolute unit perfectly captures the evolution from casual word-guesser to physics enjoyer. The "Thypher" wordplay is just *chef's kiss* - combining "physics" with "cipher." Next time someone brags about their Wordle streak, just whip out some differential equations and watch them squirm.

Linear algebra making all things possible in AI is the computational equivalent of saying duct tape holds the universe together. Sure, those matrix multiplications are doing the heavy lifting, but calling LLMs "just linear algebra" is like calling the human brain "just atoms moving around." Next time someone downplays AI as simple math, remind them that Shakespeare was "just using the alphabet." Through linear algebra, all sass is possible, so jot that down.

Welcome to Topology 101, where your kitchen utensils trigger existential crises! The bowl paradox is basically the philosophical equivalent of asking whether the glass is half empty or half full—except way more pretentious. Mathematicians would call this a homeomorphic transformation problem. To them, a coffee mug and a donut are literally the same object. I've spent 30 years teaching differential geometry, and students still look at me like I've lost my mind when I say that. Next week's assignment: determine if your pasta strainer is just a bowl with an identity crisis. Bring your existential dread and a #2 pencil.

The meme brilliantly spoofs the International System of Units (SI) by adding a fictional "wumbo" unit - a direct reference to SpongeBob SquarePants where Patrick explains "I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/we wumbo." What makes this truly nerdy is how meticulously it mimics a legitimate Wikipedia table of SI base units, complete with proper formatting, hyperlinks, and mathematical notation. The definition that "wumbo is the same as a metre, except multiplied by the Wumbo constant, which is 2" is pure scientific satire gold. The fabricated historical narrative about it being "added then removed in 2019" perfectly parodies how actual scientific standards evolve. For measurement nerds, this is the equivalent of finding a unicorn in your calibration handbook!