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My Pen Has Cumulatively Been Lifted Into The Stratosphere

My Pen Has Cumulatively Been Lifted Into The Stratosphere
The mathematical equivalent of being told "you ain't seen nothing yet." First, we're shown sine and tangent functions—both continuous and well-behaved. Then comes the punchline: tan⁻¹(tan(x)), which looks like it should simplify to just x, but instead gives us this discontinuous nightmare of parallel lines. It's the mathematical equivalent of your advisor saying "your first experiment was just the warm-up." That function isn't continuous—it's having an existential crisis every π radians. No wonder my pen has been lifted into the stratosphere; I've thrown it there in frustration.

The Calculus Of Pure Desperation

The Calculus Of Pure Desperation
The mathematical desperation is palpable. First, they write sin(x)/n, then cancel the "n" in both numerator and denominator, then interpret "sin" as "six" and finally arrive at y = 6. Pure mathematical terrorism. The progression from trigonometry to elementary arithmetic is what I call "proof by running out of ideas." I've reviewed papers with more coherent methodology.

Yay Or Nay?

Yay Or Nay?

Domain Matters For Continuity

Domain Matters For Continuity
The mathematical horror story no one asked for! Left side shows sine function, smooth and well-behaved like that student who always turns in homework early. Right side? That's tangent with its vertical asymptotes—basically math having an existential crisis every π radians. Both functions are technically "continuous" where they're defined, but tangent has these dramatic infinity vacations where it simply refuses to exist. It's the function equivalent of saying "Sorry, can't come to work today, busy approaching infinity." The faces perfectly capture the vibe—sine is living its best life with complete domain, while tangent is having war flashbacks from all those calculus problems where students forgot about its domain restrictions. Trust me, I've seen grown mathematicians cry when someone casually asks about the continuity of tan(π/2).

What A Harmless Integral

What A Harmless Integral
Professor: "The test will be easy." The test: Find the integral of square root of cosine x from 0 to 1 EXACTLY. That's like saying "This swimming pool is shallow" and then dropping you into the Mariana Trench. This integral is the mathematical equivalent of trying to fold a fitted sheet—theoretically possible but will leave you questioning your life choices. No standard substitution works here. You'll need special functions, possibly a sacrifice to the math gods, and therapy afterward. Even Wolfram Alpha is silently judging you for attempting this.

Sink Divided By Tank Equals Pure Mathematical Genius

Sink Divided By Tank Equals Pure Mathematical Genius
The mathematical pun is strong with this one! When a "sink" equals a "tank," you get "cos k" - because in trigonometry, sink/tank = sin(k)/tan(k) = cos(k)! This is what happens when mathematicians are allowed to make jokes unsupervised. The kind of humor that makes engineers snort-laugh and everyone else slowly back away. Next time someone asks why math is useful, just show them this masterpiece of nerdy wordplay.

When Math Purists Meet Engineering Pragmatists

When Math Purists Meet Engineering Pragmatists
The face of pure mathematical betrayal! Engineering students committing the cardinal sin of approximating tan(θ) ≈ θ when angles are tiny. Pure mathematicians would rather die than accept this heresy, but engineers are too busy building bridges to care about those extra decimal places. The small angle approximation works because as angles approach zero, the tangent function converges to the angle itself—making calculations way easier. Next thing you know, they'll be saying π = 3 and calling it "close enough for government work."

When Math Purists Meet Engineering Shortcuts

When Math Purists Meet Engineering Shortcuts
Pure mathematicians hearing engineers simplify trigonometry be like... *suspicious newspaper reading intensifies* 📰👀 The small angle approximation (where sin θ ≈ tan θ ≈ θ for tiny angles) is the engineering equivalent of saying "close enough!" while mathematicians silently judge your casual relationship with precision. It's the mathematical version of "eh, good enough for government work." Tom the cat perfectly captures that moment when you realize some people are willing to commit mathematical crimes in broad daylight and sleep soundly at night. The horror!

The Mathematically Justified Dessert

The Mathematically Justified Dessert
Mathematical loopholes: the ultimate dessert hack! The sin of π (pi) is indeed zero in trigonometry, which means you can gorge on pie with mathematical impunity. Meanwhile, cake-eaters are left with no such elegant escape clause. Even the ravens are impressed by this calculus of calorie justification. Next time someone judges your third slice of apple pie, just mutter "sin(π)=0" and watch their confused expression as you reach for a fourth.

The Pythagorean Revenge

The Pythagorean Revenge
That moment when your home renovation suddenly turns into a trigonometry exam! Turns out those Pythagorean theorem problems weren't just sadistic teacher fantasies—they're actually saving you from having a refrigerator crash through your floor. Nothing says "I've made poor life choices" quite like measuring the precise angle of your appliance's death spiral while frantically calculating load-bearing capacities. The estimated 45° slope vs the actual 49.2° is the difference between "minor inconvenience" and "calling your insurance company while standing in refrigerator debris." Somewhere, your high school math teacher is smugly sipping coffee, whispering "told you so" into the void.

Which One Came First: The Trig Or The Torture?

Which One Came First: The Trig Or The Torture?
Forget philosophical debates about chickens and eggs—real intellectuals argue about trigonometric derivation sequences! The beautiful thing about math is that unlike biological evolution, we can actually trace the ancestry. The half-angle formula is literally derived from the double-angle formula (sin(2θ) = 2sinθcosθ), so asking which came first is like asking if your parent was born before you. Yet somehow every math professor insists on teaching them in random order just to watch students squirm. Pure mathematical sadism at its finest.

The Eight Deadly Sins Of Math

The Eight Deadly Sins Of Math
The mathematical horror show is upon us! Someone created a demonic summoning circle using calculus and trigonometry instead of ancient runes. Count 'em - there are indeed 8 mathematical formulas here, not 7 as the title suggests. The creator was probably too traumatized by derivatives to count properly. Each formula represents a different circle of mathematical hell - from the infinite series expansion of sin(x) to the definition of sine in terms of complex exponentials. This is what math professors see in their nightmares after grading finals where students write "I'll just use the formula" and then proceed to invent entirely new mathematics.