I Just Can't Prove It

This math nerd just weaponized prime numbers for self-defense! 🔢🛡️ The genius move here is using the mathematical definition of prime numbers (divisible only by 1 and itself) to verify their phone number is legit when someone demands it at gunpoint. Most people couldn't verify a 10-digit prime on the spot! Fun fact: There are over 455 million 10-digit prime numbers, so chances are decent your phone number actually is one. The ultimate mathematical self-defense system!

The crushing disappointment of math enthusiasts who waited all day for the magical December 25th (Christmas Day) only to collect a measly 65,000 upvotes instead of the holy grail of numbers—65,536 (which is 2^16). That's right, they missed mathematical perfection by just 536 votes! The pixelated crying emoji perfectly captures that special kind of pain only people who get excited about powers of 2 can truly understand. It's like expecting to unwrap a brand new calculator on Christmas and getting a slightly used abacus instead.

The Venn diagram of academic existential crises. Physics majors spend three pages proving one equation while questioning if they're actually smart. Philosophy majors write 379 pages to prove 1+1=2 while questioning if anyone else is smart. Both share a love for Greek symbols, logical reasoning, and the crushing realization that being smart doesn't pay the bills. At least they can bond over their mutual search for truth while staring blankly at the void of post-graduation employment prospects.

Engineering confidence is the biggest scam of all time! You walk in thinking "Pfft, I've built IKEA furniture without the instructions, how hard can this be?" Then suddenly you're staring at differential equations that might as well be ancient hieroglyphics! 😂 The transition from "I'll understand whatever it is" to "There's nothing about this I understand" happens faster than the speed of light - which, ironically, you'd learn to calculate in the class you're failing!

The mathematical poop joke we didn't know we needed! Instead of actual feces, this poor soul stepped in something far more terrifying for many students—a square root equation. The equation √4 = ±2 is the mathematical equivalent of stepping in dog poop on the sidewalk. It's that moment when you realize there are actually TWO correct answers (positive AND negative), which haunts anyone who's ever lost points on a test for forgetting the ± symbol. Nothing ruins your day quite like realizing math has been lurking beneath your shoe this whole time.

The mathematical chaos that unfolds when a mathematician dates an engineer is pure comedy gold! Our protagonist commits the cardinal sin of using "j" instead of "i" for imaginary numbers (electrical engineers' notation vs mathematicians') and skipping leading zeros in probability. But the real relationship test? Having a mathematical epiphany about integral notation during a hike. The mathematician realizes that if dx is an operator and integration is associative, then placement of dx shouldn't matter - a perfectly logical conclusion that apparently ruins date night. Engineers want things done the conventional way, mathematicians want to explore theoretical possibilities. This relationship was doomed from the start... or should I say, from the end of the integral.