Triangles Memes

The ultimate math pickup line doesn't exi— Pythagoras here is taking his triangle obsession to the next level! The man who gave us a² + b² = c² apparently had a geometric love language. Vector resolution might seem boring to some, but when you're the founder of a mathematical cult that worshipped numbers and banned beans (yes, that actually happened), triangles become your entire personality. This meme brilliantly combines the modern "everything is X when you love X" format with ancient Greek mathematics. Pythagoras is basically the original geometry influencer, holding that triangle like it's the hottest NFT of 570 BCE.

Ever notice how your face goes through a complete emotional journey when solving geometry problems? 😂 Top photo: "I got this! Just add up the angles to 180°. Elementary stuff!" Bottom photo: *sees 17 different variations of the same problem with increasingly bizarre angle combinations* "My will to live is now inversely proportional to the number of triangle problems remaining." The true test isn't proving that A + B + C = 180°... it's proving you can maintain your sanity through an entire problem set without developing an irrational hatred of triangles!