I Hate Integration By Parts

The graph itself is an exponential curve showing the "Time spent looking at exponential graphs" during the first three months of 2020. It starts flat in January, begins to curve in February, and then SHOOTS UP in March! 🚀 It's mathematical inception! The very act of studying this meme increases the validity of the data! *frantically scribbles equations on chalkboard* Don't you see?! The more COVID charts we analyzed in early 2020, the more time we spent looking at exponential curves, which itself follows an exponential pattern! In March 2020, we all suddenly became amateur epidemiologists obsessed with "flattening the curve" – the exact opposite of what this graph is doing! The irony would be delicious if it weren't so mathematically accurate!

The eternal struggle of calculus students everywhere! Someone claims they've found the chain rule for integration (which doesn't exist because integration requires techniques like substitution, not a simple formula). Then—poof—[removed]. Just like that, mathematical salvation yanked away. It's the academic equivalent of "I know the secret to eternal life but oops, dropped my notes in a volcano." Every generation of math students falls for this cruel joke, desperately clicking only to find the promised land remains forever out of reach.

Every physics student ever: "I don't need to memorize the formula because I can derive it if necessary" - and then spends 30 minutes frantically scribbling equations during the exam while having a complete mental breakdown! The creepy clown face perfectly captures that moment of terror when you realize you should've just memorized the darn thing. Derivations are fun until you're racing against the clock with your professor watching you suffer!

The ultimate crossover nobody asked for—MATLAB joining your gaming library! That's right, the programming environment where you spend 8 hours debugging a semicolon is now categorized with your favorite hack-and-slash games. Steam achievement unlocked: "First Plot Generated Without Errors." The real boss battle? Running a for-loop without crashing your computer. Those PS04.m and PS05.pdf files lurking in your folder are the side quests nobody wants to complete!

When your beach body prep involves graphing hyperbolas instead of actual sunlight. This is what happens when mathematicians try to get a tan — they draw coordinate systems on their arms and call it a day! The red curves are clearly hyperbolas (y²/a² - x²/b² = 1), which is ironically the exact opposite shape of the sun. Maybe they're hoping the UV rays will follow these curves and create the perfect mathematical gradient? Next summer's hottest accessory: asymptotic tan lines that approach but never quite reach your fingers!

When theoretical physics meets elementary school memory hacks! The crocodile mouth trick is saving PhD students everywhere from inequality symbol confusion. Nothing says "I'm a sophisticated scientist" quite like picturing a hungry reptile chomping on numbers while writing equations that might reshape our understanding of the universe. The sleep-deprived 6:05 AM timestamp really completes the whole "my brain is 99% equations and 1% childhood mnemonics" vibe!