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The psychological damage inflicted by a dog spouting random divisibility facts is immeasurable. That poor human just wanted to pet the cute doggo, but instead got math-slapped with "100,000,001 is divisible by 17." The true horror? It actually is! (5,882,353 × 17 = 100,000,001). Nothing ruins your day quite like an unsolicited number theory attack from a seemingly innocent canine. Mathematical trauma is real, people.

This is peak mathematician rage in its natural habitat! The proof starts all professional with "BWOC" (by way of contradiction) and then rapidly devolves into existential crisis. The best part? The conclusion isn't some elegant QED - it's basically "THIS IS MATHEMATICALLY ABSURD AND I'M PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN!" Nothing says "I've reached my mathematical breaking point" like abandoning formal proof structure to scream about π and e not being related by rational powers. This person isn't just dropping a mic—they're throwing the whole sound system into a dumpster fire of frustration. And that final line? Pure mathematical tantrum gold. Wolfram Alpha might say "unknown," but this mathematician is ready to fight the entire mathematical community with nothing but notebook paper and righteous fury.

The unbridled enthusiasm of SpongeBob for Bernoulli's equation is every fluid dynamics student after finally understanding that magical formula. The equation (P+½ρv²+ρgz) describes how pressure, velocity, and height relate in flowing fluids—basically the reason airplanes fly and your shower gets weaker when someone flushes. The "twenty pipes" reference is pure engineering student fantasy—finally getting to apply theoretical knowledge to real plumbing systems! It's that rare moment when complex math suddenly clicks and you want to solve ALL the problems, even if your friends look at you like you've lost your mind.

The driver complains about fog while literally driving through the mathematical expression f(g(x)) — the composition of functions that haunts every calculus student's nightmares. This is peak math humor for people who've survived differential equations. The expression f(g(x)) represents a function composition where g is applied first, then f is applied to the result. Just like actual fog obscures your vision, function composition obscures what's happening to your poor variable x as it gets passed through multiple operations. No wonder the driver can't see where they're going — they're lost in a calculus hellscape!

The mathematical horror show we're witnessing is i² = -1, which is completely legitimate in complex number theory. But the crying mathematician demanding a source while the chad mathematician casually admits "I made it up" perfectly captures the historical drama of imaginary numbers! Mathematicians literally invented an entirely new number system because they needed square roots of negative numbers. The audacity! It's like building a whole new universe because your equation was feeling lonely. Next time someone questions your creative problem-solving, just stroke your beard and say "I made it up" with the confidence of Euler himself.

The mathematical miscommunication strikes again! The wife intended "< 3" as a heart symbol (rotate 90° to see ♥), but her literal-minded husband interpreted it as "less than 3" - so he dutifully cooked exactly 2 sausages. This is what happens when you date someone who takes mathematical operators seriously! Next time she'll have to specify "cook n sausages where n ≥ 4" with proper notation to avoid dinner disappointment. The elegant precision of mathematics meets the chaos of human communication.