The calculus trickster strikes again! This meme is pure mathematical mischief. When you integrate your age (a constant), you get x·age + C, where C is the infamous integration constant that students everywhere forget. Without that +C, your calculation is mathematically incomplete - hence "that's most likely not your age." It's basically calculus telling you that your birth certificate might be lying! 😂 Next time someone asks how old you are, just hand them an indefinite integral and watch the confusion unfold!