Euler Was Such A Chad

The mathematical betrayal is real! Each panel shows the Power Rangers doing their iconic hand-stacking ritual, with the numbers representing their position in the sequence: 3, 5, 7, 11... all prime numbers following a perfect pattern. But then the purple ranger slaps down a "2" instead of the expected "13" - technically still prime, but breaking the ascending sequence! The purple ranger is mathematically correct but socially clueless, like that one student who reminds the professor about homework right before class ends. Prime numbers might be indivisible, but this friendship certainly isn't!

Behold the scientific dating hierarchy in its natural habitat! The chemist gets a partner (chemical bonding at its finest), the biologist gets a whole group (studying social dynamics, obviously), and the physicist sits alone (probably contemplating the singularity of their existence). Meanwhile, the mathematician is having an emotional breakdown just trying to calculate their chances of finding love. The formula must be complex because the tears are REAL. And somewhere off-camera, engineers are building a bridge to cross this river of tears, but nobody invited them to this experiment!

Statistical analysis gone wild! When mathematics meets insecurity, you get this masterpiece of questionable calculations. Instead of confronting emotional issues like adults, our protagonist decided to channel his inner Fermi and estimate his ex's sexual mileage. The math is technically sound-ish, but the application is pure emotional gymnastics. The beauty here is watching someone apply dimensional analysis to relationship problems. Converting intimate encounters into distance units? That's what happens when you take "quantifying the relationship" too literally. Next time, maybe try couples therapy instead of differential equations.

Physicists be like: "Why use a whole constant when half will do?" 🤪 The reduced Planck constant (ℏ) is just regular Planck's constant (h) divided by 2π, making quantum calculations less messy. But then some mathematical madlad decided to apply the same logic to π itself, creating the "reduced π" which is just π/2π = 1/2. REVOLUTIONARY STUFF! Next up: reduced reduced constants where we just use stick figures instead of numbers!

Mathematical anarchy at its finest! Both proofs are trying to show that 1=0 through completely bogus operations. The left side commits the cardinal sin of subtracting infinity from itself (∞-∞), which is an indeterminate form that mathematicians avoid like expired cafeteria food. The right side falsely equates exponents with powers, treating 1¹=1⁰ as if mathematical properties are just suggestions. No wonder Thomas is having an existential crisis—these proofs would make any mathematician's brain short-circuit faster than a calculator dropped in a puddle. Pure mathematical blasphemy that would get you expelled from any respectable math department!

The calculus gangster strikes again! This mathematical mobster is giving us the most intimidating differential equation advice ever. Take e^x, find its derivative (which is still e^x because it's just that cool), integrate it back (still e^x), and forget the constant of integration like you're disposing of evidence. The beauty? You end up exactly where you started—a perfect mathematical crime with no witnesses. Calculus professors everywhere are nodding in silent respect.