Did You Do The Dishes?

The top panel shows emotions with prime numbers (2, 3, 5, 7, 11), while the bottom reveals the newest emotion—Mersenne Prime Guy! That number (2 13627941 -1) is the largest known Mersenne prime, discovered in 2018. It's a whopping 24 million digits long! While regular emotions need just one digit to express themselves, this mathematical monstrosity needs a U-Haul of suitcases just to carry all its digits around. That's what happens when you invite a number theorist to the emotional party—they always bring excessive baggage! 🧮✨

Physicists showing off their fancy equations for quasiparticles and "fundamental" particles, only to reveal the dirty little secret of quantum physics—they're mathematically identical! The wave functions, commutation relations, all that jazz... it's the same picture. This is basically physics' version of rebranding vanilla ice cream as "artisanal frozen dairy experience" and charging double. Whether you're dealing with electrons or phonons, the universe just said "ctrl+c, ctrl+v" on the math and hoped we wouldn't notice.

Poor girl just solved the integral ∫2e x dx = e 2 + C and got totally ghosted! She's texting her crush about her math breakthrough at night (because THAT'S what you do when you crack a differential equation at 2AM), but he responds with the emotional depth of a calculator. An hour of silence later, she's left wondering if his lack of calculus enthusiasm means he plays for the other team. Honey, it's not you—some people just don't get excited about exponential functions! His loss for missing out on dating someone whose idea of pillow talk includes integration by parts! 🧮✨

The mathematical massacre continues! First we see the integral of tan(x)dx smiling innocently, blissfully unaware of the calculus carnage to come. Then BAM! The cube root strikes, and our expression's mood darkens faster than a precipitation reaction. But the final panel? Pure mathematical resurrection with the simplified form tan(√x)dx! It's the calculus equivalent of surviving a horror movie! Mathematicians know the pain—integration by parts can turn your brain into a non-differentiable function real quick!

The eternal battle between theoretical purity and practical chaos! On the left, our meticulous scientific method with its rigorous variables and significant figures that somehow creates more problems than solutions. Meanwhile, the engineering chads are over there approximating π = e = 3 and *still* building bridges that don't collapse! Scientists: "But my 17 decimal places of accuracy!" Engineers: "Haha, round number go brrr!" The scientific method may be noble, but sometimes you just need someone who'll duct tape a solution together while violating several laws of mathematics!

Engineering mathematics textbooks are the stuff of nightmares even for math majors. The sheer terror of finding one in your room that isn't even yours is enough to make anyone break down in tears. It's like discovering someone planted evidence at a crime scene—except the crime is differential equations that would make Einstein reach for the aspirin. Pure mathematicians secretly fear applied math more than they'll ever admit!