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Did You Do The Dishes?
Math
1 month ago 4.4K views 0 shares
Did You Do The Dishes?
Mathematical rebellion at its finest! The conversation starts with a simple request to do dishes, but quickly escalates into a brilliant calculus joke. When told to "stop asking y," our mathematical hero responds with "f(x)" instead—essentially switching from the variable y to a function of x. It's the mathematical equivalent of saying "I'm not touching you!" while hovering your finger a millimeter away from someone's face. Peak passive-aggressive mathematical compliance. This is exactly how mathematicians avoid household chores—through technically correct loopholes in the request parameters.

The Actual Best Approximation To Sin(X)
Math Science
1 month ago 5.6K views 0 shares
The Actual Best Approximation To Sin(X)
Mathematicians trying to approximate sin(x) with fancy Taylor series: *sweats profusely while adding more terms* Meanwhile, the REAL genius move: Just set f(x) = 0 at all multiples of 2π! ✨ INFINITE ACCURACY at those points! Who needs continuous functions when you can be EXACTLY RIGHT at countably infinite points?! It's like claiming you're fluent in French because you know how to say "omelette du fromage" perfectly. Technically correct at specific points... catastrophically wrong everywhere else. 🧠💥

Salty Legal Defense
Chemistry Science
1 month ago 5.3K views 0 shares
Salty Legal Defense
Chemistry puns in the courtroom? That's a first-degree burn ! This guy is trying to get away with assault on a technicality because sodium chloride is "just table salt." But throwing ANY substance in someone's eyes is definitely assault—chemistry degree or not! The judge isn't having any of this ionic nonsense. Next he'll be claiming his battery charges should be dropped because he's "just storing potential energy." The court of scientific law has spoken! 🧂👨‍⚖️

Sometimes Being Right Feels So Wrong
Biology Evolution Science
1 month ago 6.4K views 0 shares
Sometimes Being Right Feels So Wrong
The horrifying realization that technically, centaurs DO have six limbs (four horse legs + two human arms), which matches the defining characteristic of insects in taxonomy. By definition, insects belong to class Insecta and have three pairs of jointed legs. This creates the perfect taxonomic nightmare where mythology crashes into biology with catastrophic results. Every biologist's brain just short-circuited trying to process this technically correct but spiritually devastating classification. Next up: mermaids are actually fish, not mammals, despite having human upper bodies. I need to lie down now.

The Chemical Composition Of Humiliation
Chemistry Science Academia
1 month ago 6.7K views 0 shares
The Chemical Composition Of Humiliation
The classic "well, actually" guy gets absolutely demolished by chemistry facts! Trying to sound smart by calling salt "sodium chloride" backfires spectacularly when someone points out table salt contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate to prevent iodine deficiency. The scientific smackdown is brutal—like bringing a molecular model to a knife fight. Next time you want to flex your chemistry knowledge at the dinner table, remember: being technically correct isn't always the seasoning for success!