Ever tried to follow a mathematical proof only to feel like you're being pranked? 🤓 This gem exposes the secret arsenal mathematicians use to make you feel inadequate!
My personal favorite: "Proof by ghost reference" - citing page 478 in a 396-page book. GENIUS! It's like telling someone their birthday present is hidden in your pocket while wearing shorts!
And don't get me started on "proof by avoidance" - that beautiful mathematical strip tease where they keep promising to show you the goods but NEVER DO. "It's in Appendix C!" *flips to Appendix C* "Too complicated for this book, but trust us!" 🤦♂️
Next time your professor pulls one of these stunts, just nod knowingly and whisper "circular argument technique detected!" Then run away cackling!