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The Transitive Property Of Diplomatic Handshakes
Math Science
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The Transitive Property Of Diplomatic Handshakes
Ever seen mathematical theory play out in real life? This is transitivity in its purest form. If person A shakes hands with person B, and person B shakes hands with person C, then by the transitive property, person A has technically shaken hands with person C. The Queen's reaction in the bottom right says it all – she just realized she's mathematically connected to every dictator on the planet through the Six Degrees of Diplomatic Handshakes. Next time your professor drones on about abstract mathematical relations, remember they're secretly describing how diseases and political scandals spread through fancy receptions.

Indoctrinate Them With Mathematical Proofs
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4 days ago 23.3K views 0 shares
Indoctrinate Them With Mathematical Proofs
That innocent "why?" just unleashed mathematical chaos! The teacher who's secretly devoured Newton's Principia Mathematica has been WAITING for this moment. Now they get to explain how 1+1=2 requires 362 pages of logical proofs according to Russell and Whitehead's foundational mathematics work. That intense "it's showtime" face captures the pure joy of someone about to traumatize a child with set theory and axioms of arithmetic. That poor kid just wanted a simple answer but is about to get a PhD-level lecture on number theory instead!

Modality Has Entered The Chat
Math Science Academia
5 days ago 13.7K views 0 shares
Modality Has Entered The Chat
Classical logic is having its moment with the whole "if pigs could fly, then Paris is in Spain" nonsense. According to classical logic, if the first part (pigs flying) is false, then the ENTIRE statement becomes technically true! *adjusts glasses frantically* But then intensional logic crashes the party like "HOLD UP! That's BONKERS!" In real-world reasoning, the connection between flying pigs and Parisian geography should actually MAKE SENSE! The relationship between statements MATTERS, you beautiful fools! It's like when your professor says "if you study, you'll pass the exam" and you didn't study but passed anyway, then claim they lied. The logical systems are fighting and I'm just here with popcorn watching the chaos unfold!

Further Research Is Needed
Research Science Medicine Psychology Conspiracy
11 days ago 15.0K views 0 shares
Further Research Is Needed
The comic brilliantly flips the infamous "vaccines cause autism" conspiracy theory on its head! When the character realizes autism-spectrum people are over-represented in research science, they have that mind-blowing revelation: what if it's actually autism that causes vaccines ? 🤯 It's a hilarious jab at how correlation gets confused with causation. Scientists with autism traits have contributed enormously to medical research, including vaccine development. So technically... autism HAS helped create vaccines! The punchline is genius because it uses the same flawed logic of anti-vaxxers but reversed, showing how ridiculous the original claim is. Next time someone brings up that debunked conspiracy theory, hit 'em with this reverse uno card of scientific humor!

The Real Topology Of Mathematical Intelligence
Math Science Academia
15 days ago 16.6K views 0 shares
The Real Topology Of Mathematical Intelligence
Ever seen math nerds fight over topology? It's like watching a bell curve of intellectual chaos! 📊 The joke here is brilliant - it plays on the normal distribution (bell curve) showing that both extremely low IQ and extremely high IQ people reach the same conclusion ("T4 does not imply T3"), while the average folks in the middle believe the opposite. This is the famous "horseshoe theory" of mathematics - where the ultra-smart and not-so-smart somehow circle back to the same conclusion while everyone else is stuck in conventional thinking. The ultimate mathematical burn! 🔥

Football Field? Prove Or Disprove.
Math Science Academia
17 days ago 20.5K views 0 shares
Football Field? Prove Or Disprove.
When a mathematician walks into a sports bar... "That's a football field." "Oh really? Prove it." Because in math, nothing exists until you've written a 27-page proof with at least three obscure Greek symbols. The rest of us are just looking at grass with lines on it while mathematicians are questioning the very fabric of reality. Next week: "Is this beer actually beer? Let's derive it from first principles."

When Pipe Sizes Break The Pattern
Engineering Materials
17 days ago 19.1K views 0 shares
When Pipe Sizes Break The Pattern
Engineers having an existential crisis because pipe sizes don't follow logical progression? Totally normal Tuesday. The horror on her face when confronted with a 5" pipe instead of the expected 4" or 6" is peak engineering trauma. It's like finding out your carefully organized toolbox has been randomized by a chaos demon. In engineering, we crave order and patterns—when standards decide to play jazz instead of classical, our brains short-circuit. This is why engineers drink coffee by the gallon and mutter about "design specifications" in their sleep.

The Void Stares Back
Math Science
19 days ago 26.9K views 0 shares
The Void Stares Back
The mathematical paradox that breaks cat brains. In set theory, an empty set (∅) contains absolutely nothing—zero elements. Yet somehow, mathematicians still feel compelled to "look inside" it, as if staring into the void might reveal some hidden secret. The cat's existential crisis perfectly captures what happens when you try to comprehend nothingness while simultaneously being something. It's the feline equivalent of dividing by zero—your brain just short-circuits.

Axiom Of Choice Deniers Be Like
Math Science
19 days ago 22.9K views 0 shares
Axiom Of Choice Deniers Be Like
The top panel shows a calm mathematician stating that cardinal number c equals c + c. But the bottom panel? Pure mathematical chaos. That's someone losing their mind over the fact that you can split one sphere into two identical spheres. Welcome to the Banach-Tarski paradox, where the Axiom of Choice lets you defy intuition and decompose objects into pieces that somehow form two copies of the original. Mathematicians who reject this axiom are depicted having an existential crisis, as they should. The rest of us just accept that infinite sets are weird and move on with our research grants.

Set Theorists Around The World In Shambles
Math
19 days ago 17.8K views 0 shares
Set Theorists Around The World In Shambles
The infinite recursion nightmare that keeps mathematicians up at night! In set theory, the Axiom of Foundation prevents sets from containing themselves (no set can be an element of itself). But this cat is staring into the mathematical abyss of nested sets that keep looking inside other sets... forever. It's like mathematical inception where each level gets more terrifying. The cat's expression perfectly captures the existential horror of realizing you've violated the very foundations of mathematics. Guess the cat didn't get the memo that self-referential sets cause paradoxes that could collapse the entire mathematical universe. Russell's paradox has never looked so fluffy!

The Mathematical Gang Wars
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21 days ago 13.7K views 0 shares
The Mathematical Gang Wars
Mathematical gang warfare at its finest! This is what happens when street logic meets mathematical induction. The red and blue bandanas represent the classic proof technique where you first prove a base case (n=1), then show that if it works for n, it must work for n+1. Just like real gangs, these mathematical thugs are recruiting you into their recursive proof lifestyle. And much like actual gang initiations, once you're in mathematical induction, there's no escape—you'll be proving infinite sequences until the end of time. The only drive-by happening here is when your professor drives by your incorrect proof and marks it with red ink.

Reverse Induction: The Mathematical Proof Of Cleanliness
Math Science
21 days ago 12.2K views 0 shares
Reverse Induction: The Mathematical Proof Of Cleanliness
This philosophical raptor just dropped the ultimate bathroom math joke! In mathematical induction, you prove something works for all cases by showing it works for a base case (n=1) and then proving if it works for any case n, it must work for n+1. Similarly, when wiping, you keep checking "n+1" times until you're confident the "theorem" of cleanliness holds true. It's the perfect convergence of bathroom humor and rigorous mathematical proof methodology. Next time you're in the bathroom, remember you're not just cleaning—you're performing empirical verification of a recursive hypothesis!