You're Asking Pi To Be Rational

Even Krillin knows that 4 2 × 3 2 ≠ 4 6 ! Goku's mixing up his exponent rules faster than he teleports with Instant Transmission! Remember folks, when multiplying powers with the same base, you add the exponents (4 2 × 4 3 = 4 5 ). But with different bases like here? You multiply separately then multiply the results! Poor Goku—saving the universe is easier than basic algebra! His power level might be over 9000, but his math skills are definitely under 9!

Pure mathematicians live in an abstract realm where numbers float freely without the burden of physical meaning. Meanwhile, physicists know that 9.8 without "m/s²" is just a meaningless number that could get you killed when your rocket crashes into Mars instead of orbiting it. The difference between a wrong answer and a Nobel Prize is often just remembering to write "kg⋅m²/s²" instead of leaving it as "42." Trust me, I've seen students lose more points over missing units than incorrect calculations.

When your calculus professor says "this integral is straightforward" but then hands you what appears to be a simple problem that fractures into a recursive nightmare. That fourth integral is just trolling at this point—it's basically the mathematical equivalent of saying "I'm going to need you to fill out form 27B-6, which requires you to first complete forms 27B-5 through 27B-1, each of which requires three other forms." The math department's subtle way of weeding out the weak while simultaneously creating job security for therapists.

The mathematical hierarchy has spoken! Tau enjoyers think they're so cool with their fancy "2π is more natural" argument, until they meet the r/mathmemes crowd. But everyone gets absolutely demolished by engineers who just want practical solutions. And at the top of the food chain? The absolute madlads using variables like "t" or "s" instead of "x" in calculus. The AUDACITY! 😂 It's like watching different species of math nerds in their natural habitat, fighting for dominance while the calculus rebels sit back with smug superiority.

BWAHAHA! The math nerd's perfect comeback! 🧮 The girl thinks she'll "change him with love" but calculus says NOPE! That d/dx notation is the derivative operator in calculus, and e^x is the one function whose derivative equals itself. No matter how many times you try to "change" e^x by taking its derivative, it stubbornly remains e^x. It's mathematically impossible to change this relationship - just like her chances of reforming her date! Some constants in life can't be variable, no matter how much you differentiate!

The textbook author basically said "Physics: it's kinda right, I guess, if you squint hard enough." Meanwhile, math is over there being all "I am the eternal truth!" 🙄 That highlighted part is the academic equivalent of saying "Physics laws work... until they don't." Thanks for the vote of confidence! Next they'll tell us gravity is just a suggestion that objects follow when they're in the mood. The mathematician who wrote this textbook definitely got a C- in physics and never forgave their professor.