Professors Memes

The academic equivalent of giving yourself a high five. Nothing quite like watching a professor smugly reference "et al., 2018" when they're the "et al." Bonus points when they casually mention "as shown in my groundbreaking research" for the seventh time in one lecture. The citation section of their syllabus is basically their CV with extra steps.

The academic horror escalates! First panel: normal exam, manageable. Second panel: time crunch nightmare with 120 questions. But the FINAL BOSS? Just 2 questions over 3 days with ALL resources available. That's when you know you're truly doomed! 💀 It's the professor's twisted way of saying "I've taught you to swim, now survive this tsunami." Those "open book" questions aren't seeking facts—they're hunting for your soul! The more resources allowed, the more existentially terrifying the intellectual depths you'll need to plumb!

The expectation vs. reality of college professors is SENDING ME! 🤣 High school teachers warn you about dressing formally for college, but then you meet the ACTUAL professors—chopstick Cheeto enthusiasts comparing sinus pressure to deep sea hydrostatic forces while chugging NyQuil in class! Fun science fact: The pressure at the bottom of the Mariana Trench is about 1,086 bars (15,750 psi)—enough to crush a human like a grape! Meanwhile, sinus pressure during a cold feels like your head might explode at a mere 0.03 psi differential. This professor wasn't just fighting a cold—they were fighting the fundamental laws of physics! 17-minute class? That's not education, that's a TED talk with hallucinations!