Behold, The Reverse Squareroot

Starting with the elegant definition of e as a limit, we quickly devolve into mathematical chaos. When infinity gets involved, suddenly e equals (1+1/∞)^∞, which simplifies to 1^∞, which any sleep-deprived mathematician will tell you equals 1. Euler is currently spinning in his grave fast enough to power a small city. This is what happens when you do math at 3 AM after your fifth espresso. Next breakthrough: π = "approximately 3" for engineering purposes!

Oh, the infinite cruelty of mathematics! Between 0 and 1 lies an uncountably infinite set of real numbers. That's right - no matter how long you sit there listing decimals, you'll never finish. Not in a lifetime. Not in a billion lifetimes. This is basically the mathematical equivalent of asking someone to empty the ocean with a teaspoon. Even the most dedicated mathematician would just stare at you with the same horrified expression Chandler has here. Next time someone tells you math is just "basic numbers," show them this and watch their soul leave their body as they contemplate the concept of infinity.

Computer teachers living in a binary world where 1+1 doesn't equal 2, but equals 10! This is peak programmer humor showcasing how decimal and binary number systems clash. In binary, 1+1 really does equal 10 (which is decimal 2) because there's no "2" digit in binary—you carry the 1 to the next column. Regular math teachers would have an existential crisis seeing this, but CS folks are nodding smugly right now.

The duality of physics students! On the left, the simple velocity formula (v=s/t) that everyone learns in high school - pure bliss, colorful, and carefree. On the right, the full suite of kinematic equations with their intimidating variables, squares, and fractions that show up in college physics. The transformation from "wheee, basic physics is fun!" to "I stare into the void and the void stares back" happens approximately 3 weeks into Physics 101. Those five equations on the right haunt physics students' dreams and turn cheerful faces into hardened, cigarette-smoking characters contemplating the cruel universe of constant acceleration.

The eternal calculus showdown! The teacher presents what looks like a nasty integral (∫₀¹ ln(x+1)/(x²+1) dx), while the student confidently declares themselves "A GENIUS" after secretly Googling a substitution trick. But then—plot twist—the teacher drops the substitution formula (x=(1-u)/(1+u)) that transforms this nightmare into something manageable, and the student's soul leaves their body in mathematical horror. It's that moment when you realize your "shortcut" was actually the long way around, and the teacher was three parallel universes ahead of you the whole time.

The three-headed dragon meme perfectly captures the multiple personalities of mathematical expressions! 😂 The first two heads look terrifying with their fancy notations (x∈ℝ and x∈(-∞,∞)), while the third derpy head is just stating the obvious with its tongue out (-∞