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Whatever Floats Your Buoyancy
Physics Science
4 days ago 6.5K views 0 shares
Whatever Floats Your Buoyancy
The classic physics dad joke strikes again! When she says "whatever floats your boat" (a common idiom for "whatever makes you happy"), our physics-obsessed hero can't resist correcting her with the ACTUAL scientific principle that floats boats - buoyancy! It's that glorious moment when Archimedes' principle crashes headfirst into casual conversation. The force of the punchline is directly proportional to how hard physicists everywhere are snorting into their coffee right now. Technically correct is the best kind of correct!

The Diabetic Drift
Chemistry Science
4 days ago 3.2K views 0 shares
The Diabetic Drift
When chemistry meets automotive engineering, you get this masterpiece! The license plate "C6H12O6" is literally the molecular formula for glucose (sugar), and the car model is a Nissan Cube. Put them together and you've got yourself a giant sugar cube cruising down the street! The driver deserves a Nobel Prize in Dad Jokes for this setup. Imagine pulling up to a chemistry department in this - instant tenure!

You Are 100% NaCHO
Chemistry Science
5 days ago 15.2K views 0 shares
You Are 100% NaCHO
Chemistry nerds strike again! Someone asked if eating 1kg of nachos would make them 1% nacho, but got absolutely destroyed with elemental facts instead. The responder pulled a galaxy-brain move by pointing out humans are basically walking bags of Sodium (Na), Carbon (C), Hydrogen (H), and Oxygen (O) - which spells NaCHO. So technically, we're all 100% nacho already. This is the kind of dad joke that would make your chemistry professor simultaneously proud and disappointed in humanity.

Two Sodium Fish
Chemistry Science
6 days ago 3.1K views 0 shares
Two Sodium Fish
The ultimate chemistry dad joke that'll make you groan and giggle! Two sodium atoms (2 Na) is the chemical formula for... wait for it... TUNA ! Get it? "2 Na" sounds exactly like "tuna" when spoken aloud! This pun works because sodium's symbol on the periodic table is Na, and the person cleverly disguised a fish name as a chemical compound. Even chemists need to let their hair down sometimes with some element-ary humor! *puts on safety goggles* I'm not crying, that's just the sodium reacting with my tears!

The Smallest Possible Ego Bruise
Physics Scientists Science Universe
7 days ago 3.0K views 0 shares
The Smallest Possible Ego Bruise
The ultimate scientific dad joke! Max Planck excitedly tells his wife about discovering the smallest possible length in the universe and asks what to name it. She immediately responds with "Planck length" - stealing his thunder and naming glory in one swift move. His disappointed expression says it all! For context, the Planck length (about 1.6 × 10^-35 meters) actually is the theoretical smallest meaningful measurement in physics where quantum effects and gravity become equally important. Even subatomic particles are giants compared to this scale. Scientists: making groundbreaking discoveries and getting zinged by their spouses since forever.

It Runs In Your Genes
Biology Medicine
8 days ago 3.1K views 0 shares
It Runs In Your Genes
The scientific claim meets a punny catastrophe! Someone makes the bold statement that "diarrhea is hereditary," prompting a skeptical "How?" from a scientist with proper critical thinking skills. Instead of citing genetic research or familial patterns, the response is the groan-worthy pun: "It runs in your jeans." The scientist's expression in the final panel perfectly captures that moment when your brain processes a terrible science pun and contemplates whether to laugh or commit violence. This is basically peer review if academics were allowed to physically react to bad methodology.

Voltage Over Autobots: When Engineering Parents Take Halloween Too Literally
Engineering Physics Tech
10 days ago 4.4K views 0 shares
Voltage Over Autobots: When Engineering Parents Take Halloween Too Literally
The ultimate dad joke meets electrical engineering! When this kid said she wanted to be a "Transformer" for Halloween, her parent took the most literal scientific interpretation possible—dressing her as an actual electrical transformer instead of the robot superhero. That "240" marking and those insulator components are spot on! The perfect costume for anyone who appreciates the difference between 10,000 volts and Optimus Prime. This parent deserves both an engineering award and a restraining order from the pun police.

Two Pies To Whoever Can Figure This One Out
Physics Math Science
11 days ago 4.4K views 0 shares
Two Pies To Whoever Can Figure This One Out
The ultimate physics dad joke! When you combine Hz (Hertz) and R/s (Radians per second), you get... Hertz Radians = HR = Heart Rate! No wonder our poor scientist is sweating profusely—he's experiencing physical pain from this mathematical pun. The promise of "2 pies" is actually a clever nod to 2π (two pi), which equals approximately 6.28 radians, completing the mathematical horror. This is what happens when physicists try to be comedians!

The Hulk's Physics Revelation
Physics Scientists Science
17 days ago 3.4K views 0 shares
The Hulk's Physics Revelation
Oh my goodness! The Hulk just discovered Einstein wasn't just a unit of measurement or a concept! It's the ultimate physics dad joke that makes physicists everywhere simultaneously groan and giggle. For someone with gamma-radiated super strength, our green friend clearly skipped the history lessons! Next thing you know, he'll be shocked to learn Newton wasn't just the guy who invented gravity when an apple hit him. Science education has failed our favorite angry green superhero!

The Only Option
Math Academia Science
21 days ago 3.7K views 0 shares
The Only Option
The mathematical pun is killing me! It's presenting "(1 wisely)" as the only option when told to "choose wisely" - which is literally just "1" being chosen wisely. It's a brilliant play on mathematical notation where (1 wisely) looks like a function argument. Every mathematician is silently chuckling at this while non-math people are wondering why we find parentheses so amusing. The perfect intersection of dad jokes and calculus class humor!

The Sweet Chemistry Of Wordplay
Chemistry Science
25 days ago 4.2K views 0 shares
The Sweet Chemistry Of Wordplay
Sugar chemistry meets dad jokes in this masterpiece. The meme shows lactose, maltose, and fructose with their molecular structures, but the fourth panel reads "I am attracted to _____" with a blank line. It's playing on the "-ose" suffix of sugars to create "I am attracted to those." Just the kind of humor that makes graduate students giggle while running column chromatography at 2 AM. Chemists: simultaneously mastering covalent bonds while failing at human ones.

Trigonometric Dad Jokes: The Sine Of A Good Time
Math Science
28 days ago 5.6K views 0 shares
Trigonometric Dad Jokes: The Sine Of A Good Time
Behold, the trigonometric dad joke that makes calculus professors giggle uncontrollably during office hours! The punchline works because sin(θ)/cos(θ) = tan(θ) in trigonometry. It's the mathematical equivalent of finding that one student actually did the reading—pure, unexpected joy. Next time you're struggling with trig identities, just remember: they're not just formulas, they're ammunition for the nerdiest pickup lines in history.