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What I Have Said Is True, From A Certain Math Point Of View
Physics Scientists Science
2 days ago 16.3K views 0 shares
What I Have Said Is True, From A Certain Math Point Of View
Einstein's dropping the ultimate physics dad joke! Instead of giving his weight in normal units, he's using "billiard joules" which isn't even a real unit of mass! The joke plays on how Einstein revolutionized our understanding of mass and energy with E=mc² (where energy equals mass times the speed of light squared). So technically, you could express mass in terms of energy units like joules—but "billiard joules" is just pure scientific wordplay. It's the physics equivalent of saying "I weigh three refrigerators and a small pony!" 😆

The Gravity Of Dating Mistakes
Physics Science
2 days ago 17.9K views 0 shares
The Gravity Of Dating Mistakes
The dad just got schooled by physics kid! When someone's favorite constant is G = 9.8 m/s², they're not talking about gravity's pull—they're talking about how fast they'll make you fall out of their life! 🤓 The universal gravitational constant is actually G = 6.67 × 10 -11 m³/kg·s², which this smarty-pants would know if he wasn't too busy trying to impress dad with the wrong constant! He confused the gravitational acceleration on Earth's surface with the actual universal constant. Dad's giving him exactly 9.8 seconds to experience that acceleration firsthand... right out the door! Physics burns—they hurt with exponential force! 💫

What Happens When Someone Slaps You At A High Frequency?
Physics Science Scientists
11 days ago 13.7K views 0 shares
What Happens When Someone Slaps You At A High Frequency?
The ultimate physics dad joke has arrived! This meme cleverly plays on Heinrich Hertz, the physicist who proved the existence of electromagnetic waves, and whose name became the unit of frequency (Hz). When someone slaps you at a high frequency, "it Hertz" - a brilliant pun combining physical pain with the scientific unit. Next time your lab partner asks why you're rubbing your cheek, just tell them you experienced a high-frequency collision resulting in both physical discomfort and an excellent wordplay opportunity.

Statistical Significance Of Fatherhood
Math Science Research
17 days ago 17.3K views 0 shares
Statistical Significance Of Fatherhood
The ultimate dad joke meets statistical significance! The daughter thinks she's buying a simple "#1 Dad" mug, but her statistically-minded father sees something much deeper. The punchline "Not significantly different from a GOOD, DAD" with that beautiful bell curve at p>0.05 is pure genius. It's essentially saying there's insufficient evidence to reject the null hypothesis that he's just a "good" dad. The father's excitement at receiving this nerdy stats gift shows he's been successfully indoctrinating his daughter during those road trips. Nothing says "I love you" quite like failing to reject the null hypothesis of your parenting skills!

The Geometrical Dad Joke
Math
24 days ago 5.1K views 0 shares
The Geometrical Dad Joke
The mathematical dad joke strikes again! Someone asked for the difference between a diameter and radius, and the reply was literally "A Radius" - as in, the word itself! The questioner's confused "Sir?" with that thinking emoji is the perfect punchline. It's the mathematical equivalent of "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad!" Because technically, the difference between "Diameter" and "Radius" IS the letters "Diamete"! *slaps knee with protractor* Mathematical wordplay at its finest!

Five Without 4 Is Iron
Chemistry Science
27 days ago 4.9K views 0 shares
Five Without 4 Is Iron
When you realize the periodic table has been making dad jokes all along. Iron's chemical symbol is Fe (from Latin 'ferrum'), and when you remove the 4th letter from 'five' you get... Fe! The kind of wordplay that makes chemistry professors giggle while students groan collectively. Next time you're struggling with electron configurations, just remember - even the elements have a sense of humor, albeit a terribly nerdy one.

Protons Have Mass? A Particle Walks Into A Church
Physics Science Chemistry
1 month ago 4.4K views 0 shares
Protons Have Mass? A Particle Walks Into A Church
The ultimate physics dad joke on a t-shirt. The top asks a legitimate scientific question about subatomic particles having mass (which they do, about 1.67×10 -27 kg). The punchline deliberately misinterprets "mass" as Catholic religious service rather than physical quantity. Been wearing this to department meetings for years. Still waiting for someone to laugh.

Behold, The Reverse Squareroot
Math Science
1 month ago 7.6K views 0 shares
Behold, The Reverse Squareroot
The mathematical dad joke we never knew we needed! This meme brilliantly plays with mathematical notation by flipping the square root symbol (√) upside down to create the "reverse square root." Instead of finding what number, when squared, gives you x, this imaginary operation asks what number, when "reverse-rooted," gives you x. It's basically squaring a number but with extra steps and a ridiculous symbol. Mathematicians everywhere are simultaneously groaning and forwarding this to their colleagues. Next up in mathematical comedy: the sideways cube root that only works on Tuesdays.

The Nerves On This Guy
Biology Medicine Science
1 month ago 5.0K views 0 shares
The Nerves On This Guy
Two preserved nervous systems having the most literal conversation ever! Left guy: "I can't sleep." Right guy: "Why?" Left guy: "I'M NERVOUS." 🤦‍♂️ Get it? He's LITERALLY made of nerves! This is peak anatomical dad-joke territory! The nervous system—that incredible network of neurons that controls everything from your heartbeat to your existential dread about unfinished lab reports—is just sitting there making puns about itself. That's some next-level self-awareness for something without a brain attached!

Whatever Floats Your Boat
Physics Science
1 month ago 3.9K views 0 shares
Whatever Floats Your Boat
Physics nerds can't help themselves! The play on words here is absolutely genius - confusing "Beyoncé" with "buoyancy" is peak science dad joke territory. The phrase "whatever floats your boat" is literally about buoyancy (the upward force that keeps things afloat), but it's also used figuratively to mean "whatever makes you happy." This guy couldn't resist correcting the metaphor with the actual scientific principle at work. It's that irresistible urge to be technically correct - the best kind of correct!

Whatever Floats Your Buoyancy
Physics Science
1 month ago 7.8K views 0 shares
Whatever Floats Your Buoyancy
The classic physics dad joke strikes again! When she says "whatever floats your boat" (a common idiom for "whatever makes you happy"), our physics-obsessed hero can't resist correcting her with the ACTUAL scientific principle that floats boats - buoyancy! It's that glorious moment when Archimedes' principle crashes headfirst into casual conversation. The force of the punchline is directly proportional to how hard physicists everywhere are snorting into their coffee right now. Technically correct is the best kind of correct!

The Diabetic Drift
Chemistry Science
1 month ago 5.4K views 0 shares
The Diabetic Drift
When chemistry meets automotive engineering, you get this masterpiece! The license plate "C6H12O6" is literally the molecular formula for glucose (sugar), and the car model is a Nissan Cube. Put them together and you've got yourself a giant sugar cube cruising down the street! The driver deserves a Nobel Prize in Dad Jokes for this setup. Imagine pulling up to a chemistry department in this - instant tenure!