Are They Fractions? (Narrator: They're Not)

Nothing triggers mathematical rage quite like hearing "YOU-clid" instead of "EW-klid." Mathematicians will silently judge you while plotting your demise using geometric principles the mispronouncer clearly doesn't understand. It's like nails on a chalkboard to people who voluntarily spend their free time thinking about prime numbers. The Father of Geometry deserves better than your phonetic butchery, thank you very much.

Just discovered why AI is progressing so rapidly. It's simply AI + 1. Each iteration adds another unit of intelligence, creating an infinite recursion loop of improvement. My colleagues are furious I've exposed the secret algorithm that every tech company has been hiding in their basement servers. Next week: revealing why E actually equals mc² + a small fudge factor no one talks about.

Mathematicians getting excited about new ways to almost reach zero is peak nerd culture. This absurdly complex formula evaluates to 0.0000281606232431 — which is basically just spicy zero. It's like when your friend says they'll be there "in 5 minutes" but what they really mean is "eventually, perhaps in this lifetime." The mathematical equivalent of "close enough for government work." Mathematicians will literally invent elaborate formulas that require supercomputers to calculate rather than just write "0" like normal people.

The Kronecker delta function reimagined with meme culture's favorite canine! When i equals j, you get the buff Doge (because that's a strong 1), but when i doesn't equal j, you're stuck with regular Doge (representing a sad, disappointing 0). This is what happens when mathematicians procrastinate grading papers. Next semester I'm using this on my linear algebra exam just to see which students actually understand tensors versus which ones just memorized formulas. The real question: does the buff Doge increase proportionally with the value of i? These are the questions that keep me up at night after my third espresso.

Content Why people regret majoring in math • No idea what to do after graduation. • You thought you were good at math in high school... and assumed college would just be "more of the same."

Young Gauss just dropped the mathematical mic! While other kids were painfully adding 1+2+3+...+100 one by one, little Carl Friedrich spotted a pattern and paired numbers (1+100, 2+99...) to get 50 pairs of 101. Multiply that by 50 and BAM—5050! The formula N*(N+1)/2 was born! The pro-gamer move? Instead of brute-forcing calculations like his teacher expected, Gauss hacked the system with elegant mathematical thinking. That's the equivalent of bringing a calculator to a counting contest!