Experience Is A Helluva Drug

The universal constant of engineering heartbreak! This Venn diagram perfectly captures the soul-crushing overlap between romantic disappointments and CAD software frustrations. Both the crush and SolidWorks share that maddening tendency to freeze up at the worst possible moment! While you're frantically clicking "save" on your relationship, both entities are busy displaying the spinning wheel of doom. Engineers everywhere are nodding so hard their protractors are falling off their desks right now. The only difference? At least SolidWorks eventually responds after a system reboot!

Engineering students be like: "I'm passionate about solving complex problems and advancing humanity's technological frontiers!" Also engineering students: "I JUST WANT TO AFFORD A YACHT SOMEDAY!" 💰💰💰 The brutal honesty of Mr. Krabs perfectly captures that moment when the idealistic facade crumbles and the true motivation emerges. Let's be real - nobody endures differential equations at 3 AM because they love pain. The promise of a comfortable salary is the secret ingredient in every engineer's coffee!

The true dark side of the Force isn't shooting lightning—it's making mathematicians cry themselves to sleep. Engineers have long wielded the blasphemous power of approximation, where sin(x) ≈ x for small angles and π = 3 "close enough." Pure mathematicians would rather die than commit such heresy, but engineers build bridges while mathematicians prove they can't cross them. The ultimate power move isn't conquering galaxies—it's getting your approximation to work anyway.

The classic materials science panic moment! Student skips learning phase diagrams (because who needs those complicated temperature-composition charts, right?). Then BAM! The exam demands a eutectic phase diagram... and our desperate hero draws a cute little face inside the actual diagram! 😱 That adorable face with α+β in its belly is technically correct (it's in the right region!) but definitely not what the professor had in mind. The eutectic point (CE) is literally the face's nose! Talk about facing your academic fears head-on!

The ultimate scientific flex! This Venn diagram perfectly captures the academic food chain where physicists reign supreme. According to this diagram, physicists can mock engineers, get paid well, AND be better than chemists—the STEM field trifecta! Meanwhile, mathematicians are stuck just mocking engineers, engineers can't win Nobel Prizes, and chemists... well, they're apparently everyone's punching bag. The center suggests that the ultimate achievement in science is being better than chemists. Whoever made this was definitely a physicist with an axe to grind and a superiority complex the size of a supermassive black hole. The interdepartmental shade is strong with this one!

Young Bill Gates applying computational optimization to solve his... uh... social optimization problem is peak nerd ingenuity! Instead of using algorithms for mundane tasks like efficient resource allocation, he repurposed them for maximum female classmate proximity. The real computer science application they don't teach you in textbooks! His mugshot suggests the school administrators eventually caught on to his clever hack - proving once again that with great coding power comes great responsibility (and occasionally disciplinary action).